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You. Me. NOW!
I read these and think...
"Pick up lines are suppose to help pick up girls/guys, not get you picked up by the police."
O! Oh! I got one!!!
"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U"
Guess which glass contains the date rape drug
^this one is the only one that made me lol aloud.Originally Posted by ~The Joker~
Heard this one: Ok you walk up to the girl (in my case lol) and say "do you know how to much a polar bear weighs?"
She will probably say no and shake her head you then introduce youself and blah blah
i've never used pick up lines, im not one who would use em and probably never will
Just walk into them on purpose and be like
"Oh, Sorry!"
Help them up, pick up the things that they dropped for them and then just bring up general conversation. If you are the one that ends up being knocked down then it will still work because then they have to apologize and help you up.
It's genius.
Fully - Fledged - Absolute - Hardcore ''Otaku''Just Like This 'Kawaii' Girl Here.[Izumi Konata]
here is a really funny line that really shouldn't be used:
do you own a chicken farm? 'cause you really know how to raise some cocks!
Oh I have a really pathetic one from a guy on Myspace who supposedly thought I was someone else.
"I've always wanted to get some from you"
UCK, some guys are just...
retarded? lol
"Did it hurt... < dramatic pause > when you fell from heaven?" It's so lame, it makes me laugh.
Perfect one!..."We should do it"
I've never had someone try a pick-up line on me.
Unless I missed it.
I wouldn't put it past me for missing it, considering I'm an idiot.
Fail…
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Cheap…
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you know CPR, because your taking my breath away!
Even cheaper Math-lines…
Baby, let me be your derivative so I can be tangent to all your curves.
Let me be your anti-derivative so I can be in the area under your curve.
I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
Outright Crude...
Hey, is there a mirror in your pants? - because I can see myself in them.
I think I crapped my pants. Can I get into yours?
If I were to ask you for [. . .], would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
She thinks she would answer no to both? So she says yes, so the yes will also apply to the first question which was for [. . .]. That's sneaky.
Message from me:
Internizzle serizzle bizzle
AF family:
- Temperance: Raccoon Pet. xD
- Kitsune~girl: Sister :3
ahaha, that actually made me laugh. Good one (:
I know some really crap, bad, useless ones
~ If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be called McGorgeous!
~ My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
~ Would you help me look for my lost dog? I think he ran into that cheap motel room.
x]
Have Fun. What Else?
Thank you to those for the rep. Well appreciated!
" I don't like that shirt, take it off."
hi.. great pick up line.. i shoul write this for my real world..
Don't take this the wrong way, it was valentine card I mad for my AP Stat class in HS.
I want to stick myinto your μ.
I had to use an image, for the one.
Oddly enought I got an A on it, On the paper it said I needed a girl friend.
[my stuff] I make my sigs.
When one bad reps, its a common curtsy to leave one's name. So one can return the favor, in kind.
[It is your responsibility to keep up the the Magna not mine, so don't be mad at me if you "think" this gives something away.]
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Those with a destiny must be sure of themselves and their purpose. If their motivations are not pure, then they may not be the right person to lead the cause.
"You wanna go out to the movies, and see a cinematic adventure?" or "You wanna dance the night away, and party all morning?" xD OR "Let's party like a rockstar" and start singing the song, and another, "It's shag-a-delic, baby, yah."
Last edited by Dark Wolf 09; 05-04-2008 at 11:02 PM.
I dont really have any pick up lines but i have few people use them on me and i dont really like them..i think most of them are lame
"Would you like to hang out sometime?" is what I use.
I don't "pick-up" people in the sense of dating them as I have no real reason to do such. I just try to make friends.
"If my friends were flowers, I pick you!"
This made me :3'd
Over-saturating since '07
"You'll have to do for now."
On this day of days, most epic and prideful, you were born 15 whole American years ago!
Through the odds and by doing the impossible, you beat out hundreds of thousands of siblings in the great sperm race for the coveted egg.
Probably via hax.
Regardless! You won!
So remember, whenever someone picks on you or calls you weak or small.
Just remind them that you beat out a few hundred thousand other wimps.
And the grand prize was not dying!
Pick up lines don't exist. Potential places to find a guy/girl to pick up are usually in bars (stay away) or clubs... and you should be rather tipsy by then anyway; which gives you full authority to talk a load of crap. Drunken conversations are the BEST.
But anyway, staying on topic, here's a crude line for a guy to say to a girl:
"Did you know that there are 206 bones in the human body? ... would you like me to give you another one?"
Dead.
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