V 4 - Things You Would Never Hear Other AF Members Say

[Kishiro]

It has been quite a while since we've had one of these.
They're not spammy, they are fun for everyone, and are good for a laugh.
Plus they let you get creative.

Remember:
Keep it clean.
Keep it friendly(ish).
Keep it appropriate and non-personal.

Feel free to use this as a guide for those of you who have never done this before.

PART 1:
-user Name of person-
PART 2:
-never going to happen quote of said person-

PART 3: combine these first two parts! *fusion, ha!*

User Name: "[unlikely quote goes here]"

PART 4: Rinse and repeat if you can think of more for different people. Ideally try to think of one quote per user per post to keep the ball rolling and not ragging on one person too much. =p

Alicaryn Silentread: "Affection is stupid. D:"
Princess Ai: "I love how everyone in my forum follows the rules."
teed: "No, you."
Celes: "I hate coffee."

[Yugure's Goddess]

awww... this one is so... wow. Nice that you brought this thing back from the dead. It's been... no for ages! Let me see. Mine usually, invariably, come out unfunny and unoriginal but let me see what I can do.

Princess Ai: "Pink? Ew!"
Masali: "So yeah... I was watchin' Inuyasha the other day..."

May post more later after I get reaquainted with this place... if I do that.

love
dani
dude

[International 4-8818]

Ps2huag:
I support woman's rights and find octupus rape porn to be vulgar along with Edward Gein.

[BiggSam]

Spleeee!:"Blue is stupid...No NOT PIZZA AGAIN!!"

[qG.Shogun]

OMG They killed kennie!?

[SGI]

Fabala/Reiako: Ogata? Bah! She's a talentless hack!
Hatake Bukuru: Pink? EEEEW that's a wimpy color.
Princess Ai: You may anoy me and act like a moron but I will respect what you have to say rather than give you a much deserved tongue lashing.

[OminousCloud]

MP2K: wikipedia is for the weak!

[Lady_Baneheart_Of_Blades]

iDON'tgiveAflyingFIG: "I will never give a damn...and I love someone who stares at me"

Princess Ai: "Becuase your stupid I'll give you good rep..."

[poison.ivy]

"Red": I think that your post is stupid. Actually, I think that you are stupid. You're so annoying!!
Rev. Dr. M.D. M.P. Eris: I have absolutely nothing to say.

[NinnaMoon]

Eternal Darknes: "Ahh, smell those gorgeous flowers!! I think I'm going to pick some today!"

"Red": Ninna, ya know...this just isn't working for me! No, it's not me...it's defiantly you!"

Ninna-san: "Everyone on this freakin site blows me!!! Uhh, they're all suck dorks!!! I'm goin back to Myspace!"

BuLmA`: "Ya know what, KP4 gets the heck on my got darn nerves! Ergh! He's so annoying!!"

Saracin: "Gosh!! I freakin hate this 360!!" *chugs the system out the window onto the old lady with the walker. Hears her scream and looks out the window* "Yeah I know! It sucks!!!"

Gero50: "Oh my gosh!! Kagome is so annoying!!! Why is she even on the freakin show?? She sucks!!!"

....

Yeah, never again for me!!

[Dxon]

Amray: "I like big butts and I cannot lie. And all you other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in *Pretty much the whole song. *..."

[Eris]

MP2k: Furry for life. Furry until death. You'll have to pry my furry suit away from my cold, dead body, and even then I'll be yiffing Gabriel in heaven.

[-Kitsune-]

Hatake Buruku: Ew, I hate the color pink... Hello Kitty and everything cute needs to be incinerated.
Obi Raw: Yeah, pink sucks. Sasaki Maki is the worst character ever, seriously.
MP2K: What the hell is Wikipedia?

[Nespa]

eris : i wil not participate in this discussion since it is stupid.

Lucifer: i like to rp happy characther who had a good life en suddenly got called to there destiny.

[Moonlight Eve]

Sagat: "I freaking LOVE the Army!!!!!! I have the best dang job in the world!"

[Sagat]

Sagat: "I freaking LOVE the Army!!!!!! I have the best dang job in the world!"

^winner

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

MP2k: Furry for life. Furry until death. You'll have to pry my furry suit away from my cold, dead body, and even then I'll be yiffing Gabriel in heaven.

...

Eris:

[Beast]

SGI: "Posting stupid/disturbing news articles over the internet is starting to bore me."

[Lola Granola]

Princess Ai: Whats a spectral tiger?
Kyo Kusanagi: I don't maek typos.

[zyronet]

Bulma': Vegeta is the worst character ever.

[SGI]

Asimov: I'm voting Greens this election.
Fabala: Why bother writing original, thought provoking fiction. I wanna make an Inuyasha/Naraku Yaoi fic instead.

[Akihiko Yamamoto Hozagaki]

Aizmov - Global warming is real!

[Antares]

Eris: "Naruto is my favorite anime! And I think that Sasuke's hot."

-and-

"Welcome to AF! Hope you have a great time. Pm me if you want a friend or need some help. Remember to read and follow the rules. But the most important... have fun! ^^"

Pengin-san: "Zelos Wilder sucks. I don't know what the fangirls see in him."

[Fiery]

Kishiro: "Grape drank: water, sugar, purple."

teed: "I've finally realized the baneful, agonizingly emo consequences that come from listening to Meteora on repeat."

Regex: "<33333333 DDDD"

Alicaryn Silentread: "I don't use smilies. Or hearts. Ever."

[Trisseh]

CrimsonMoon: Grrr I'm so mad I'm gonna beat the next jerk I see senseless!