If you were given a dilemma; You either had to kill a fluffy and cuddly kitten, or club a cute baby seal. What would you choose?
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If you were given a dilemma; You either had to kill a fluffy and cuddly kitten, or club a cute baby seal. What would you choose?
Naturally, you need some visual stimulation to help you decide:
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nether thats curul they have feelings to i rather club my dog
The point of the thread is that it is a dilemma, you have to choose one. Imagine you're in a cheesy spy-film from the 60's, and you're in a room that slowly fills with sand. In able to disable this deadly trap, you have to kill either the kitten or the seal in order to short circuit the sand mechanism with their blood. Also, you're anemic and can't afford to spill your own blood.
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Can we choose both? If not I choose the kitty!!!
Kitty, cause the seal will suffer, the cat wont.
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man you guys are evil
You have a point there. Assuming you want to minimize the pain, it would probably be easier to kill the kitten, since it's so frail. You could kill it before it knew what was going on, and thus not feel any significant pain or fear. Whilst, killing the seal would be a longer and a lot more messy process--it being much larger and relatively stronger.
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I would club the seal.
1. You can't make very good hats out of cats.
2. Not many people have seals as pets in America.
3. Cats are cute and fuzzy.
4. You can club the seal and not kill it.
5. I'd have to kill the kitten.
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Not the Baby Seal!
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Kitty = Somewhat Neko
If I had to choose... Kill the kitty. =3
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Who the hell taught you to club seals? On quick whump on the back of the dead, and they're either dead, unconscious, or numb and paralyzed.
Anyway, I choose the baby seal, because there is no money in the dead cat trade.
Wait, no. I huff the Kitten and then club the seal.
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I'll club the baby seal
I rather club the seal, I like cats too much too want to kill a kitten, and I don't like seals that much eitheir.
How come everyone wants to club the poor little kitty?
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So Myrra you say that you would chose to kill the kitten because some day they will become evil cats? what about now. They are just as cute as the seals now
I do love cats however i would also chose cats for the simple fact that there is a 99% chance that the cat population would survive even if i did kill it LOL
cats:seals ratio is mostly in the cats favor
Oh baby seal, definitely. That's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna be forced to kill something as mundane as a cat by choice.
Especially in the sand pit hypothetical, the seal is larger and has more blood.
Eris, I turn the question back onto you. What would you choose?
I was wondering while reading the second to the last sentence, if you would remember your kitty huffing thing. I can't remember where you posted that last, though. It was some topic months ago. uh- anyway, YAY KITTY HUFFING!
On to the matter at hand. I choose the baby seal. I love kitties. I have no affinity to baby seals so I don't really care. hee hee. I live for being evil because I'm just so evil. [/sarcasm]
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Last edited by Yugure's Goddess; 12-06-2007 at 08:17 PM.
May I club the seal *with* the kitten?
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Kitty.
Why? I dont know. Seals are just more appealing to me [exotic =D]
Derp.
THIS THREAD IS CRUEL!!!!
I own a cat and I luv cats way more!
I couldn't simply kill a cat...........
I couldn't simply kill a Seal either.........
I would ahve to go with neither.I may be a very depressing person but I couldn't kill either........
But if I had no choice I guess I would have to go with the Seal.
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The seal. Then I can make a nice pair of slippers to wear around the house. lol
I wouldn't want to kill the kitty. Kitties are adorable. Don't get me wrong, baby seals are too.
It's just that I really need a pair of slippers. lol ^^
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Seals are gross, you can't be an evil villain while stroking a seal on your lap.
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Hmmm...since I'd like to say I'm a nonviolent person...I would choose the one most likely to have a shorter life expectancy from its species, physical condition, etc., or the one that's already in more pain, in order to put it out of its misery. If the aforementioned things are the same for both...and disregarding the belief that killing cats is bad luck...I'd say the kitten, because like Shirayuki and Eris pointed out earlier, it's easier and the poor thing probably won't realize what's happening before it's too late.
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