This is me:
I am no one important. My name will not be forever etched on the stone walls of history. I will never bear the burden of authority over a nation, a province, or even a small group of people. I am a no one. I am an average human with an average family and an average existence. The only thing that separates me from the masses is my separate personality.
To sum this personality up with possibly brutal honesty, I am: open-minded, sarcastic, cynical, hyper, antisocial, cunning, perceptive, individualistic, weird, spacey, frustrating, confusing, noncommittal, lazy, procrastinating, strong, intelligent, forgetful, inattentive, violent, and unable to appreciate the necessity of small talk. I hate the color pink and loathe wearing anything girly, especially those abominations identified as dresses. I don't judge people by their appearance (height, weight, etc.), gender, race, religion, culture, sexual orientation, or any other superficial attribute dictated by chance. I judge people on their own merit and not an archaic status quo.
My hobbies include writing, watching anime, and practicing martial arts, among other things.
Anyway, I hope that is enough for you.