Would you rather kill a kitten or club a baby seal?

[Eris]

If you were given a dilemma; You either had to kill a fluffy and cuddly kitten, or club a cute baby seal. What would you choose?

Naturally, you need some visual stimulation to help you decide:

[Hell patrol]

nether thats curul they have feelings to i rather club my dog

[Eris]

nether thats curul they have feelings to i rather club my dog

The point of the thread is that it is a dilemma, you have to choose one. Imagine you're in a cheesy spy-film from the 60's, and you're in a room that slowly fills with sand. In able to disable this deadly trap, you have to kill either the kitten or the seal in order to short circuit the sand mechanism with their blood. Also, you're anemic and can't afford to spill your own blood.

[Myrra]

The point of the thread is that it is a dilemma, you have to choose one. Imagine you're in a cheesy spy-film from the 60's, and you're in a room that slowly fills with sand. In able to disable this deadly trap, you have to kill either the kitten or the seal in order to short circuit the sand mechanism with their blood. Also, you're anemic and can't afford to spill your own blood.

Point of fact, I am anaemic.
And as a matter of course, I'd choose the kitten cos they just grow up and become evil cats. And I can't stand cats! >_<
Baby harp seals are too cute to harm...though, sadly, they're slaughtered every year.

[Jose]

Point of fact, I am anaemic.
And as a matter of course, I'd choose the kitten cos they just grow up and become evil cats. And I can't stand cats! >_<
Baby harp seals are too cute to harm...though, sadly, they're slaughtered every year.

So Myrra you say that you would chose to kill the kitten because some day they will become evil cats? what about now. They are just as cute as the seals now

I do love cats however i would also chose cats for the simple fact that there is a 99&#37; chance that the cat population would survive even if i did kill it LOL

cats:seals ratio is mostly in the cats favor

[Overlord Darth Fluffles]

Point of fact, I am anaemic.
And as a matter of course, I'd choose the kitten cos they just grow up and become evil cats. And I can't stand cats! >_<
Baby harp seals are too cute to harm...though, sadly, they're slaughtered every year.

I uhh disagree with the fact Baby Harp Seals are cute, more so ugly and deserve t brutal death like kitties.

[KuroTan]

Imagine you're in a cheesy spy-film from the 60's, and you're in a room that slowly fills with sand. In able to disable this deadly trap, you have to kill either the kitten or the seal in order to short circuit the sand mechanism with their blood.

Couldn't we just, I dunno, pee on the thing or spit on it? I could probably produce an equal volume of liquid as the blood of the seal/kitten if I was in such a stressful situation. Then if that's not enough, force the baby seal and kitten to pee on it as well? Disgusting, yes, but its just the same as choosing which to kill.

[Eris]

Couldn't we just, I dunno, pee on the thing or spit on it? I could probably produce an equal volume of liquid as the blood of the seal/kitten if I was in such a stressful situation. Then if that's not enough, force the baby seal and kitten to pee on it as well? Disgusting, yes, but its just the same as choosing which to kill.

But it's a high voltage fuse box. I don't know if I would recommend urinating on that.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Couldn't we just, I dunno, pee on the thing or spit on it? I could probably produce an equal volume of liquid as the blood of the seal/kitten if I was in such a stressful situation. Then if that's not enough, force the baby seal and kitten to pee on it as well? Disgusting, yes, but its just the same as choosing which to kill.

Don't overthink the death traps.

[Eris]

Don't overthink the death traps.

Besides, I'm the dungeon master of this thread. It's best not to ponder on the surreal evils I can unleash on people nosing in the inner workings of my 60's spy movie death trap.

[Caelus]

nether thats curul they have feelings to i rather club my dog

-glares at you-


Moving on. I'd rather club a seal, by far. Why? Just don't think they're cute. And in a ridiculous situation like this, where one HAS to be chosen, that's enough to decide on.

[Overlord Darth Fluffles]

Can we choose both? If not I choose the kitty!!!

[Acnologia]

Kitty, cause the seal will suffer, the cat wont.

[Eris]

Kitty, cause the seal will suffer, the cat wont.

You have a point there. Assuming you want to minimize the pain, it would probably be easier to kill the kitten, since it's so frail. You could kill it before it knew what was going on, and thus not feel any significant pain or fear. Whilst, killing the seal would be a longer and a lot more messy process--it being much larger and relatively stronger.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

Kitty, cause the seal will suffer, the cat wont.

Who the hell taught you to club seals? On quick whump on the back of the dead, and they're either dead, unconscious, or numb and paralyzed.

Anyway, I choose the baby seal, because there is no money in the dead cat trade.

Wait, no. I huff the Kitten and then club the seal.

[Yugure's Goddess]

Who the hell taught you to club seals? On quick whump on the back of the dead, and they're either dead, unconscious, or numb and paralyzed.

Anyway, I choose the baby seal, because there is no money in the dead cat trade.

Wait, no. I huff the Kitten and then club the seal.

I was wondering while reading the second to the last sentence, if you would remember your kitty huffing thing. I can't remember where you posted that last, though. It was some topic months ago. uh- anyway, YAY KITTY HUFFING!

On to the matter at hand. I choose the baby seal. I love kitties. I have no affinity to baby seals so I don't really care. hee hee. I live for being evil because I'm just so evil. [/sarcasm]

Well, ta ta!

love
dani
dude

[Hell patrol]

man you guys are evil

[Day]

I would choose neither.

Im to nice of a person to do something like that, or even think about doing that.

-.-

[Eris]

I would choose neither.

Im to nice of a person to do something like that, or even think about doing that.

-.-

The point of the exercise is that it is a dilemma, you must choose one option. Let's say that if you choose not to kill one of them, both of them, and a puppy and an infant will be killed by another guy in a slow and gruesome fashion.

[Memento Mori]

I would club the seal.

1. You can't make very good hats out of cats.

2. Not many people have seals as pets in America.

3. Cats are cute and fuzzy.

4. You can club the seal and not kill it.

5. I'd have to kill the kitten.

[Derrick Remon]

Not the Baby Seal!

Seal = Somewhat Fishy (Like me! =D)
Kitty = Somewhat Neko

If I had to choose... Kill the kitty. =3

[Aizmov]

I'll club the baby seal

[Tenchi_fan]

I rather club the seal, I like cats too much too want to kill a kitten, and I don't like seals that much eitheir.
How come everyone wants to club the poor little kitty?

[SuXrys]

I rather club the seal, I like cats too much too want to kill a kitten, and I don't like seals that much eitheir.
How come everyone wants to club the poor little kitty?

WTH? How could anyone kill any of this animals? I wouldnt be able to kill neither of them. I refuse to take part in this horrible crime!

Its impossible to choose! They are both so cute!

[Sanosuke23]

Oh baby seal, definitely. That's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna be forced to kill something as mundane as a cat by choice.

Especially in the sand pit hypothetical, the seal is larger and has more blood.

Eris, I turn the question back onto you. What would you choose?