Does the Nose Know???

[xxnytr0xx]

does it?!?! @.@

I always thought it didnt...but I cant back up my own reasoning with a logical explanation...

[Eris]

No, the nose has no brain cells, therefore it can not store any sort of information, ergo, it does not know.

[Nephthys]

the nose dosnt know?!!! omg my whole out look of life has totally just been decinigrated! inform cnn! gather the troops! we must inform the world that the oh great and mighty nose is not all knowing! the nose does not know!

[TheAsterisk!]

YOU FOOL! THIS IS A CLASSIC PUN, AND YOU'VE BOTCHED IT WITH UNBSUITABLE CONJUGATION!!
"The nose knows," is how it should read, so that the two words are homonyms.
And no, the nose does not know. It can help identify, though.

[KuroTan]

What would it even know?

[xxnytr0xx]

YOU FOOL! THIS IS A CLASSIC PUN, AND YOU'VE BOTCHED IT WITH UNBSUITABLE CONJUGATION!!
"The nose knows," is how it should read, so that the two words are homonyms.
And no, the nose does not know. It can help identify, though.

I love this response xD

[TheAsterisk!]

I love this response xD

Why, thank you! It's not often that my dangerously insane comments are praised by commoners like yourself; usually it's fellow asylum inmates that raise me up!

[Eris]

Why, thank you! It's not often that my dangerously insane comments are praised by commoners like yourself; usually it's fellow asylum inmates that raise me up!

THE WALLS WON'T STOP HOWLING AT MY FACE!

[overwatch]

Were in the same asylum block!? Wow, you must come visit some time

in other news - found some info on current glacial trends (I remembered) and should be able to put something together soon - its not big but it requires a stable mindset

[xxnytr0xx]

hahaha Eris, Overwatch and Asterisk! The way your replies build on each other are gonna make my head explode!

[Eris]

hahaha Eris, Overwatch and Asterisk! The way your replies build on each other are gonna make my head explode!

I'm an acolyte of "Bob", so at least I have an excuse for my insanity.

[TheAsterisk!]

THE WALLS WON'T STOP HOWLING AT MY FACE!

You fool...
CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S ALL THOSE DEAD SOVIET DICTATORS THAT WILL RISE FROM DEATH AND HUNT US WITH SHOES, EYEBROWS, BIRTHMARKS, AND BEARS!????!!!!!!!????!!!
And at the end, when thre FIENDS(!!!!!) have conquered the Earth, the will name the capital city "POLITBURO PLAYPEN."
But don't worry too much. The humble gerbils will launch a victorious and glorious rebellion soon afterwards.

TOP THAT!!! I DARE YA'!!!

And the nose DOES, in fact, know prose (it arose from smelling the rotting rose).

[overwatch]

ones an acolyte; the others a poet; and the third - the less said the better

[King_Shadow89]

does it?!?! @.@

I always thought it didnt...but I cant back up my own reasoning with a logical explanation...

I have only one comment LOL!

[xxnytr0xx]

You fool...
CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S ALL THOSE DEAD SOVIET DICTATORS THAT WILL RISE FROM DEATH AND HUNT US WITH SHOES, EYEBROWS, BIRTHMARKS, AND BEARS!????!!!!!!!????!!!
And at the end, when thre FIENDS(!!!!!) have conquered the Earth, the will name the capital city "POLITBURO PLAYPEN."
But don't worry too much. The humble gerbils will launch a victorious and glorious rebellion soon afterwards.

TOP THAT!!! I DARE YA'!!!

And the nose DOES, in fact, know prose (it arose from smelling the rotting rose).

HAHAHAHAH WOW, I cant belive I understood that!!!!

[TheAsterisk!]

ones an acolyte; the others a poet; and the third - the less said the better

OOOHHH!!! I wanna' know who's who!!! TELL ME!!! PLEASE???

[Eris]

You fool...
CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S ALL THOSE DEAD SOVIET DICTATORS THAT WILL RISE FROM DEATH AND HUNT US WITH SHOES, EYEBROWS, BIRTHMARKS, AND BEARS!????!!!!!!!????!!!
And at the end, when thre FIENDS(!!!!!) have conquered the Earth, the will name the capital city "POLITBURO PLAYPEN."
But don't worry too much. The humble gerbils will launch a victorious and glorious rebellion soon afterwards.

TOP THAT!!! I DARE YA'!!!

And the nose DOES, in fact, know prose (it arose from smelling the rotting rose).

The soviet dictators were mere STOOGES to keep you from seeing the real conspiracy! You heard me, Lenin, Stalin and Gorbachev were the REAL Moe, Larry and Curly! Now, it's ELECTRICITY that's secretly controlling the world! The power sockets are their eyes AND nostrils, and they STARE AT YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP! Staring at you, and snorting your thoughts from your head with their mighty nostrils, to make you DRONES to toil in the electron mines while the power plants INHERIT THE EARTH!

It's not YOUR nose that knows, it's THEIR!

[Exquiro]

Gutted - I've already given both Eris and Asterisk rep today so I'm afraid I can't give you more, but if I could, these are definitley rep worthy posts... Love it. *dies from laughter*

EDIT: The nose doesn't know D: Silly.

[TheAsterisk!]

The soviet dictators were mere STOOGES to keep you from seeing the real conspiracy! You heard me, Lenin, Stalin and Gorbachev were the REAL Moe, Larry and Curly! Now, it's ELECTRICITY that's secretly controlling the world! The power sockets are their eyes AND nostrils, and they STARE AT YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP! Staring at you, and snorting your thoughts from your head with their mighty nostrils, to make you DRONES to toil in the electron mines while the power plants INHERIT THE EARTH!

It's not YOUR nose that knows, it's THEIR!

ERIS, I must step out of character (don't worry- it's only for a moment!) and applaud your response. It is truly masterful!


Okay, here's a new one, back in character...
After the righteous gerbil liberation of the world, things seemed quiet and peaceful, until...
THE ISS ATTACKED!!!!
Drawing its inspiration from its ancestor, SkyLab and MIR, the ISS dove towards Earth, intent on raining fiery destruction all over the globe.
It succeeded in costing billions of dollars in damages...
...due to its own loss.
Shortly thereafter it was discovered that the Russian computers onboard (WHO'S INCREDIBLY IMBECILIC BRAIN-FART WAS IT TO USE RUSSIAN COMPUTERS ON A VALUABLE SPACE STATION????) had orchestrated the whole debacle.
The gerbils were not moved by this information.

The gerbils failed to account for all of the other Russian and defunct Soviet satellites, however, and were soon nuked into gerbil nuggets.

The greatest remaining power on the Earth, the moose (meese?) eagerly took over day to day affairs. The planet was peaceful for another eight generations, at which time the meese became too infatuated with lemmings for their own good.

The LEMMINGS took control, and quickly destroyed all powerplants visible...

They missed the solar satellites...

(OOOHH! SCARY GHOST STORIES 'ROUND THE COMPUTER MONITOR!!!)

[Baka]

What a silly question. My nose knows? Baka. lol How could a nose know anything? It's just a place to store snot.

[rubberbabybuggybumper]

If the nose knows something, he/she should share. Otherwise...how do we learn. The nose is the new crystal ball or magic 8-ball. You just have to know how to use it.

[Eris]

They missed the solar satellites...

The solar satellites are not to be concerned with, it's the GRID! It's growing like a MYCELIUM across the planet! Secretly... beneath the ground, the cables spread everywhere, and every now and then a POWER PLANT pops up. They are the nerve clusters! The power grid... IT'S ALIVE! We think it's a RADIOACTIVE SPACE FUNGUS that crashed onto earth some time in the 19th century. WATT, TESLA, BELL, they were all IN ON IT! Puppets created by the ELECTRIC ALIENS as liaisons to convince us to "upgrade" to ELECTRICITY! And by "upgrade", they meant sell our souls to electric space demon-fungi!

[TheAsterisk!]

The solar satellites are not to be concerned with, it's the GRID! It's growing like a MYCELIUM across the planet! Secretly... beneath the ground, the cables spread everywhere, and every now and then a POWER PLANT pops up. They are the nerve clusters! The power grid... IT'S ALIVE! We think it's a RADIOACTIVE SPACE FUNGUS that crashed onto earth some time in the 19th century. WATT, TESLA, BELL, they were all IN ON IT! Puppets created by the ELECTRIC ALIENS as liaisons to convince us to "upgrade" to ELECTRICITY! And by "upgrade", they meant sell our souls to electric space demon-fungi!

Hmmm... YOU'RE IN ON IT!!!! OH MY GOD!!!
You gave yourself away with one seemingly insignificant ommission.
You had no issue with Michael Faraday! (Google him, dolts!)
ERIS MUST BE ELIMINATED, FOR THE GOOD OF ALL HUMANITY!!!

...You're also using a computer...

The evidence is conclusive. I implore the good people of the jury to find ERIS guilty of treason and sentence the deciever to death by rodent bites. I have faith that they will do the right thing...

[Eris]

Hmmm... YOU'RE IN ON IT!!!! OH MY GOD!!!
You gave yourself away with one seemingly insignificant ommission.
You had no issue with Michael Faraday! (Google him, dolts!)
ERIS MUST BE ELIMINATED, FOR THE GOOD OF ALL HUMANITY!!!

...You're also using a computer...

The evidence is conclusive. I implore the good people of the jury to find ERIS guilty of treason and sentence the deciever to death by rodent bites. I have faith that they will do the right thing...

Why would they make FOUR liaisons? Two is too little--then they're like sect recruiters, four is WAY TOO MANY, who wants a CROWD trying to buy your mind?! Three is ideal. For all we know, Faraday IS the cable-mind personified, the anti-tube!

Why are YOU so concerned with eliminating ME -- is it perhaps because YOU are Faraday/The anti-tube, and I am that one tiny resistor tying the shoe laces of the GIANT that is the electric cable-intellect into a knot!?

[TheAsterisk!]

Why would they make FOUR liaisons? Two is too little--then they're like sect recruiters, four is WAY TOO MANY, who wants a CROWD trying to buy your mind?! Three is ideal. For all we know, Faraday IS the cable-mind personified, the anti-tube!

Why are YOU so concerned with eliminating ME -- is it perhaps because YOU are Faraday/The anti-tube, and I am that one tiny resistor tying the shoe laces of the GIANT that is the electric cable-intellect into a knot!?

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!!???!!!
Kruschev, the acknowledged shoe master, already tried this tactic; it was a dismal failure. He even took the shoes away and beat them against a table to destroy them. They were unsavory types, but they wanted the powerplants in charge (giggle) no more than I.

You'll have to pull its hat down over its eyes, then kick it in the groin; 'tis the only way to ensure victory!