Random phraes/sentences that would cause you death

[red_sky300]

"dont you wash or is that your tan?"
"dont hate me because your girl/boyfirend likes me!"
"Is it me or is.....?"
e.g. "it cold because man your warm!"

[Overlord Darth Fluffles]

I gots another...

I can TOTALLY make this jump

[-Kitsune-]

Heres the best ones I can think of (though the first one is a little dirty >.>)

"Hey, I know you! I taught your boyfriend that thing you like! -innocent smile- ^.^ and....
"Didnt I see your picture on 'Americas most wanted' last nigh- "

Garaunteed to get you strangled, bit*h-slapped or shot >.>
Ah, one more:
"....And I'm supposed to cut which colored wire? The red... or the blue? *tick-tick-tick-tick-BOOM!*
Lame I know but oh well ^.^

[Kawairashii hikari]

Heres the best ones I can think of (though the first one is a little dirty >.>)

"Hey, I know you! I taught your boyfriend that thing you like! -innocent smile- ^.^

oh what a shame. That would surely get the girl who said that to me killed in my book. ^_^

some of mine:
"I'm from Hilltop."
"I'm from Walker mill."

Those are places where you can live, you say you from around there that can get you killed in a flash. Oh yah, i'm not trying to joke ya, it's true.