1) "I'm going fishing."
Meaning: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety
2) "It's a guy thing."
Meaning: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, adn you have no chance at all of making it logical
3) "Can I help with dinner?"
Meaning: Why isn't it already on the table
4) "I was listening to you. It's just I have things on my mind."
Meaning: I was wondering if the redhead over there is wearing a bra
5) "Take a break honey, you're working to hard."
Meaning: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner
6) "That's interesting dear."
Meaning: Are you still talking
7) "Hey, I've got my reasons for doing what i'm doing."
Meaning: And i sure hope i think of some pretty darn soon
8) "Uh huh", Sure Honey", or "Yes dear"
Meaning: absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response
9) "It would take to long to explain."
Meaning: I have no idea how it works
10) "I can't find it."
Meaning: it didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so i'm completely clueless
11) "What did i do this time?"
Meaning: What did i get caught doing
12) "I heard you."
Meaning: I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and i'm hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me
13) "You know i could never love someone else."
Meaning: I'm used to the way you yell at me and realize that it could be worse
14) "You look terrific."
Meaning: please don't try on another outfit, I'm starving already
15) "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Meaning: No one will ever see us alive again
16) "We share the housework."
Meaning: I make the mess, she cleans it up
17) "You know how bad my memory is."
Meaning: I remember the theme song to "F Troop", the address of the first girl i ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of ever car I've owned, but i forgot your birthday
18) "I was just thinking about you and got you these roses."
Meaning: the girl selling them on the corner was a real babe
19) "Oh don't fuss, I just cut myself, it's not big deal."
Meaning: have actually severed a limb, I will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt
^-^ Okay guys.. Don't take this the wrong way... I thought it was kinda funny and if you want to take this the wrong way then post backing saying why it made you mad or whatever... Also if you have more to add (females or males) please do so~!