I don't know if I'm the only person that gets this, but I've got the most epic case of supermarket road rage you'll ever come across. You know the story all too well, you're buying some junk, and you get stuck behind a person or persons (depending on their and the aisle's size) that walks soooooooo unbaaareablllyyy slooooooooow. Even worse is it when they have kids who uncontrollably run in all directions, managing to move around, block the entire aisle, and not move an inch all at the same time.
Something about this makes me absolutely furious. If I was sitting in a car, I would roll the window down, bash the horn vehemently, wave my fist outside the window and swear loudly in French. But this is reality, so my fury is vented in other ways. For an instance, I've inadvertently squeezed the handle of a shopping cart into a whole new shape with my hands at one time.
So, does anyone share my supermarket road rage?