Funniest Thing That Happened In School

[Rubeus Girl]

What was the most funniest thing that happened when you was in school?

[LiLi.]

Lol alot of things happened in school that was super funny, i'll just talk about one, in english, i was kinda annoying my friend who was sitting next to me, so she was gona tell me off, but when she opened her mouth, "Mommy" poped out Lol, + her voice was abit loud so everyone heard her xD Oh my god! That was sooo funny seriously! She was using her 'Babyish' voice also xD

[Darc Satos]

XD once, one of my science teachers was expermenting with a rocket that used air pressure, and the stand it was on fell over, the rocket launched hitting a car that was going down the road. my teacher said " oh..sh-" and we all ran inside lol it was the funiest thing EVER!! amazingly, we didnt get in trouble o_O

[Legend_S]

Hmmm, the most funniest thing at my school. Well back in high school, one of the security guards was in his little car and then this security lady jumped on the back of the car. The security car took off and made a sharp turn, the security lady fell out from the side of the car and rolled on the ground infront of 100s of students (This was during lunch), everyone just went silent for a minute then just broke out in laughter. It was the single best moment in my whole 4 years there.

[Kitanoru]

hmm... listening to my two science teachers debate over which hockey team would win, and making bets on it too. Oh or the time when we reached the astronomy unit and our teacher was trying to show us a demonstration. He got the world globe out and put it on a desk and drew a constellation of stars on the ceiling and not realizing it was permanent ink till the very last star was plotted. There is now permanent jiffy pen on the classroom ceiling of a whole cluster of mini stars. Hmm... also in art/drama class our one teacher would out of random begin talking to himself or the air or an anonymous object. At times he'd take a stick and hit a table out of complete random boredness. He showed us a demonstration once of some famous artist and in the demonstration tossed a chair half way across the room.

[Bucky Katt]

Oh my gawrsh, my former English/Social Studies teacher has this fetish. Everytime a boy and girl began talking/arguing, she would go "Stop flirting with him and get back to work!"

One day, two boys were talking to each other.

"JIM, STOP FLIRTING WITH TIM AND KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!"

We couldn't stop laughing.

She didn't understand why.

[Jagan Eye]

Lots and lots of stories. Ok. Shark dissection.

We were dissecting sharks in science and then out of no where my friend Nate starts screaming and running around in class and then he sticks his mouth underneath the faucet and starts drinking water.

Confused, Mr. Science teacher asks whats the matter. Turns out, Nate was dissecting with his mouth open and got shark tissue in his mouth. It was pretty funny. But I suppose it was a had to be there kinda thing.

[Bucky Katt]

Wow. I've only dissected starfish. ;_; Nowhere near as cool as sharks.

[Pleiades]

I dissected Pig Fetuses and Frogs. Typical. =\

[Eris]

I didn't dissect anything. As I long suspected, there must be hippies in the Swedish parliament!

[Himeko Kurusugawa]

Well, my friend asked me to get her a soda from one of the vending machines that we have. So I got it and while she wasn't looking, shook it up. She figured it out and just set it down until she could open it.

Her friend said, "Oh come on, I'll open it." She opened it, a bunch of fizz came up, so she closed it for a split second and then opened it again. She got a face full of soda.... Funniest thing, ever.

[Finvarra]

Some Girl Poured MD on the principal so she could get an In School Sepention.
My friend was going to fight her and she got scared.
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Lol

[genericusername2]

I graduated.

[leader20]

a kid did this for about 15 minutes
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[MomijiTMO]

Lots of funny things happen BUT since this just happened, I'll say it:

Last semester, my friend and I were in the same chem prac group. She is super clumsy and knocked over a beaker of 14 M nitric acid on to her book. By the end of the 3 hour session, half her book had been digested. SOOOO Why is this funny? Well yesterday in our new chem subject, she knocked over a bottle of 4 M hydrochloric acid on to her new prac book.

LOL

[Petrol Gas]

I spilled boiling oil on my friend. It wasn't that funny except that he thought I hated him at the time. He thought I did it just to be mean, but it was actually an accident. I laughed secretly though.

[Lunafreya Fleuret]

Weeelll..<_< When I was back in school, the last funny thing that ever happened was pulling the teacher's pants down. Though we nearly got expelled for that. =x

[Marshmallow Fluff]

Oh my gawrsh, my former English/Social Studies teacher has this fetish. Everytime a boy and girl began talking/arguing, she would go "Stop flirting with him and get back to work!"

One day, two boys were talking to each other.

"JIM, STOP FLIRTING WITH TIM AND KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!"

We couldn't stop laughing.

She didn't understand why.

XD

Anyways, I kinda forgot what I was gonna say...XD

[Miss Tsukkii]

hmmm I guess there's two things...
A girl started a fight with another girl...who was actually a black belt in karate. chairs and tables were flying xDD

There's this time too, when my science Teacher said to one of the student : "What are you doing, shaking your hands like that under your desk? Stop fooling around and listen here!" Even though the teacher didn't understood, all the class was laughing at the boy, who's face was all red. T'was really funny =D

[Lunafreya Fleuret]

Roflx. Why was he all red?

[jechocochan]

My science teacher is funny. She uses us as examples for things like momentum. She points to us and tells us how fast we'll fly at the ground at go splat if we jump out of a plane without a parachute.

[OminousCloud]

My maths teacher would jump up on to the desks when he was in a good mood lol and he'd also eat maltesers off the floor when we'd chuck them at him. He was so awesome *sigh*

[splark23]

one thing i can remember was this. last year in english my friend was going hyper, and jumped on the table throwing pencils and stuff everywhere. the teacher told him to get down, and he screamed at her "NO YOU BIG FAT ELEPHANTS FANNY!", while giving her the evils. the teachers face was sooo funny. also, this year, my same friend (who is ginger), was in the class with a girl who had dyed her hair ginger in the holidays. he started saying loudly stuff like "why would you dye your hair ginger? your just paying to be bullied" and the teacher goes to him "at least she wasn't born to be bullied", and he ran out of the room crying! it was hilarious lol

[Elvore]

beat the living crap out of myself in the middle of the school court yard

[sakushi12]

I fell down and my friends saw me....and they laughed...also when my friend sneezed and her mucus went out..and I laughed out load and got scolded by the teacher....