Are you a Real Man™? By this, I do not mean the gender male, but rather the macho stereotype shrouding men. You can be female, but still a Real Man™. It's about the ARRR! It's about doing stupid things to PROVE your manliness.
Then YOU, dear friend, MAY be a Real Man™!
- Do you start your day by drinking a glass of tabasco? (Or at least orange juice on an empty stomach?)
- Do you casually wear T-shirt and shorts outside when it's 10 C / 50 F and raining?
- Do you say YES when you mean NO, because Real Men™ don't say NO?
- Is Violence always the best solution to your problems?
- Have you never let fields upon fields of stinging nettles sway your path?
- Are you always right, even when reality disagrees?
- Do you eat raw undiluted lemons with a straight face?
- Do you sleep with a chainsaw under your pillow?
What I wanted to get to was: How manly are you (this applies to people of all genders and sexual orientations)?