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    Default The best chain letter ever

    Hello, my name is Relic and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

    Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

    How stupid are we?

    Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I will get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"

    What a bunch of bull.

    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and violate me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.

    Screw 'em.

    If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.

    I do not care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it is your own unpopularity.

    The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you loveless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it is funny, send it on.

    Don't tick people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the back of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

    Have a nice day.

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    Chain letters??
    I got a lot of that, mostly through text. That if i don't send this and that someone you love shall die. It freaked me when i first received one, but i now i just deleted it.
    And i got an email that says someone wants me to take the inheritance of this rich old man who shall die soon, does that count? But i just ignored it.

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    lol taking money from the death of a rich old man is a money laundering scheme not a chain letter ^^

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    "Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals."

    Nice ending XD

    On Myspace theres tons of them in the Bulletin -.-(I'm very superstitious with chain letters)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Relic View Post
    lol taking money from the death of a rich old man is a money laundering scheme not a chain letter ^^
    oh well, i get it.
    I also got chain letters that was like..
    I'm MARY i just died yesterday. I was raped, abused and murdered. I am looking for someone to join me, if you don't pass these to 20 people, ill choose you to have the same fate i have.
    A dead person who just made a text? o__o?
    I did freak out a bit, but as always i deleted it.
    BTW, The first chain letter you said was funny.. really. >_<

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    Quote Originally Posted by bttr View Post

    On Myspace theres tons of them in the Bulletin -.-(I'm very superstitious with chain letters)
    and thats why I no longer use myspace ^^ the people I knew started sending them to me as messages since I never payed attention to them as bulletins

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