Major fears

[Lunafreya Fleuret]

What's your worst fear and why?

Mine'd be Lightning. Reason to why, I'm always thinking it'll strike me or somewhere near where I'm located. x.X

[GaiSensei]

Fear itself.

My biggest fear is fearing anything at all

[Eris]

Stupid people. ... it's a conspiracy. They're everywhere! I'm afraid to look under my bed when I sleep... there might be an idiot lurking there.

[GaiSensei]

Stupid people. ... it's a conspiracy. They're everywhere! I'm afraid to look under my bed when I sleep... there might be an idiot lurking there.

True! XD

But there's no avoiding that... unless you figure out a way to handle them. There are some neat tricks, actually.

I'd say sarcasm is one of the best techniques

[unspun]

Biggest fear?

death.

why?

because I'm afraid god doesn't exist. and if he does, he doesn't like me.

[GaiSensei]

Biggest fear?

death.

why?

because I'm afraid god doesn't exist. and if he does, he doesn't like me.

=( How could any god/deity/spirit-thingy not like you?

[unspun]

=( How could any god/deity/spirit-thingy not like you?

lol I'm really, really not a very nice person.

[Eris]

=( How could any god/deity/spirit-thingy not like you?

Bob doesn't like anyone that doesn't pay him 30 bucks.

[GaiSensei]

Bob doesn't like anyone that doesn't pay him 30 bucks.

Shoot, I ain't got that kind of cash!

@ unspun: being nice isn't really a requisite, I think xD

[Eris]

Shoot, I ain't got that kind of cash!

@ unspun: being nice isn't really a requisite, I think xD

But he pays you tripple the money back if he doesn't save your soul!

Wikipedia says

'The organization claims that if an ordained SubGenius minister dies and finds himself standing at the gates of "Normal" or "Boring" Hell, he will be personally greeted by Church founder J. R. "Bob" Dobbs Himself and receive a refund check for $90.00, along with a booklet titled, "How to Enjoy Hell for Five Cents an Eternity,"[...]'

[GaiSensei]

But he pays you tripple the money back if he doesn't save your soul!

Wikipedia says

'The organization claims that if an ordained SubGenius minister dies and finds himself standing at the gates of "Normal" or "Boring" Hell, he will be personally greeted by Church founder J. R. "Bob" Dobbs Himself and receive a refund check for $90.00, along with a booklet titled, "How to Enjoy Hell for Five Cents an Eternity,"[...]'

I only have 3 bucks on me

I can't believe I'm actually wiki-ing this xD

[sa5m]

I fear growing up, yet wait anxiously for it.

[Eris]

I only have 3 bucks on me

I can't believe I'm actually wiki-ing this xD

Then you're still a NORMAL PERSON to "Bob"!

[unspun]

I only have 3 bucks on me

I can't believe I'm actually wiki-ing this xD

wiki church of the subgenious

[GaiSensei]

wiki church of the subgenious

A religion based on sarcasm? o_o;; Interesting...

ROFL I just found the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn!! xD

That's perfect

[Eris]

A religion based on sarcasm? o_o;; Interesting...

ROFL I just found the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn!! xD

That's perfect

Pretty much. It's sort of a mix of discordianism, televangelism, and strange ufo-cults. Though if you look beneath the surface, beneath all the parody, joking and satire, it actually is a religion with it's own set of values and traditions.

[Acnologia]

Loosing my mother.
Thinking about it makes me break down.

[Maledictis Voca]

Well.. I guess my WORST fear would have to be....

Spiders.

x.x

[kleyrxD]

my worst fear would be a spiders then next is GHOST!!

[UrusaiSevera]

ROFL Eris xD

And I fear nothing....really... I'm serious...

[Triela Hilsher]

Being unloved by anybody including family. Being broke is one thing but when you're unloved by anyone, man that really sucks...

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

A religion based on sarcasm? o_o;; Interesting...

ROFL I just found the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Invisible Pink Unicorn!! xD

That's perfect

All of the internet joke religions are the win except for Unicornism and Last Thursdayism. I mean Church of SubGenius, Cthulhuism, Discodianism, Pastafarianism, Frisbeetarianism? All excellent choices.

The only thing I fear is Death itself.

[Fragile.Dreams]

HAHAHA Manhattan_Project_2000 your avatar is awesome!!!

I fear being alone and forgotten...
Rejected.
Etc.

[Gr1mmy]

I really fear growing up, life is way to short

[*Kayako*]

Hm, My biggist fears are
clowns
hights
spiders
death -LOL
... uh... barney...

yep, that's about it