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read my first post =X
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She went to jail got back out then stuck at home then put back into jail again
Why is it all of a sudden a big deal when a celeb is in the slammer? People get locked up everyday but theres no big broadcast about it >_>
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Because Paris Hilton DEMANDS THE ATTENTION darnit.
sometimes things just don't sound right when you can't swear >.<
actually the most media came about when she sucked her way out of jail.
oh dear, did I really just type that?
yes, yes I did.
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Damn and damnit are allowed in the forums.Because Paris Hilton DEMANDS THE ATTENTION darnit.
sometimes things just don't sound right when you can't swear >.<
actually the most media came about when she sucked her way out of jail.
oh dear, did I really just type that?
yes, yes I did.
Sucked her way out of jail? The only meaning I get from that is there is that a black hole that Paris can control exists outside the jail and she was conveniently sucked into it. No double entendre whatsoever.
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Paris Hilton returned to jail...
Hilton sent back to jail in hysterics
By LINDA DEUTSCH, AP Special Correspondent Today at 4:33 pm
She was taken handcuffed and crying from her home. She was escorted into court disheveled, without makeup, hair askew and face red with tears.
Crying out for her mother when she was ordered back to jail, Paris Hilton's cool, glamorous image evaporated Friday as she gave the impression of a little girl lost in a merciless legal system.
"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to Kathy Hilton, who also was in tears.
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The 26-year-old hotel heiress tried to move toward her parents but was firmly steered away by two sheriff's deputies, who held her by each arm and hustled her from the courtroom.
Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was apparently unmoved by the pleas of Hilton's three lawyers to send her back to home confinement due to an unspecified medical condition. He ordered Hilton returned to a Los Angeles County jail to serve out the remainder of her 45-day sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
The judge gave no explanation for his ruling. But his comments throughout the hearing showed he was affronted by county Sheriff Lee Baca's decision to set aside his instructions and release Hilton after three days in jail to finish her time in the luxury of her Hollywood Hills home.
Her lawyers said the reason for her release was an unspecified medical condition. The judge suggested that could be taken care of at jail medical facilities.
The sheriff later hinted at a news conference that Hilton had psychological problems, and said she would be watched in jail "so that there isn't anything that is harmfully done to herself by herself."
Following the hearing, Hilton was taken to a correctional treatment center at the downtown Twin Towers jail for medical and psychiatric examination to determine which facility she will be held in, said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.
"She'll be there for at least a couple of days," he said.
The sheriff later defended his decision, citing jail crowding (although Hilton was in special unit and did not have a cellmate) and what he termed "severe medical problems."
He said he had learned from one of her doctors that she was not taking a certain medication while previously in custody, and that her "inexplicable deterioration" puzzled county psychiatrists.
Baca also charged that Hilton received a more severe sentence than the usual penalty for such a crime, but said he would not try to overrule Sauer's decision again.
"The criminal justice system should not create a football out of Ms. Hilton's status," the sheriff said grimly at a press conference.
After being taken to court in a black-and-white police car, paparazzi sprinting in pursuit and helicopters broadcasting live from above, Hilton entered the courtroom weeping and continued to cry throughout the hearing, which lasted more than an hour.
Her blond hair was pulled back in a disheveled knot, in contrast to the glamorous side-swept style in her booking photo from earlier in the week. She was wrapped in a long gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks.
Her body shook constantly as she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you." At one point, she made the sign of the cross and appeared to be praying.
Despite being reincarcerated, she could still be released early. Inmates are given a day off their terms for every four days of good behavior, and her days in home detention counted as custody days. It appeared that Friday would count as her sixth day.
Friday's hearing was delayed by a misunderstanding. Hilton apparently thought she was going to be able to participate from home by telephone. But the judge, who had not authorized that, angrily denounced a media outlet for spreading that rumor, although a court spokesman also gave that information to news media. He ordered sheriff's deputies to go to Hilton's home and bring her to court. The process took nearly two hours.
Once the hearing began, Sauer was blunt in his criticism of the sheriff for disobeying his orders, which specifically banned home confinement with electronic monitoring.
"I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no time told him I approved the actions," he said. "At no time did I approve the defendant being released from custody to her home."
The hearing was requested by the city attorney's office, which had prosecuted Hilton and wanted Baca held in contempt for releasing Hilton despite Sauer's express order that she must serve her time in jail. The judge took no action on the contempt request.
A member of the county counsel's staff said Baca was willing to come to court with medical personnel. The judge did not take him up on the offer.
Assistant City Attorney Dan F. Jeffries argued that Hilton's incarceration was purely up to the judge. "Her release after only three days erodes confidence in the judicial system," he said.
Hilton's attorney, Richard Hutton, implored the judge to order a hearing in his chambers to hear testimony about Hilton's medical condition before making a decision. The judge did not respond to that suggestion.
The judge interrupted several times to say that he had received a call last Wednesday from an undersheriff informing him that Hilton had a medical condition and that he would submit papers to the judge to consider. He said the papers never arrived.
Every few minutes, the judge would interrupt proceedings, state the time on the clock, and note that the papers still had not arrived.
He also noted that he had heard that a private psychiatrist visited Hilton in jail, and he wondered if that person played a role in deciding her medical needs.
The last attorney to speak was another deputy city attorney, David Bozanich, who declared, "This is a simple case. There was a court. The Sheriff's Department chose to violate that order. There is no ambiguity."
Hilton's twisted jailhouse saga began Sept. 7, when she failed a sobriety test after police saw her weaving down a street in her Mercedes-Benz on what she said was a late-night hamburger run.
She pleaded no contest to reckless driving and was sentenced to 36 months' probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines. In the months that followed she was stopped twice while driving on a suspended license. The second stop landed her in Sauer's courtroom.
Back before Sauer on Friday, Hilton's entire body trembled as the final pitch was made for her further incarceration. She clutched a ball of tissue and tears ran down her face.
Seconds later, the judge announced his decision: "The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith."
Hilton screamed.
Eight deputies immediately ordered all spectators out of the courtroom. Hilton's mother, Kathy, threw her arms around her husband, Rick, and sobbed uncontrollably.
Deputies escorted Hilton out of the room, holding each of her arms as she looked back.
Last edited by Bean Bandit; 06-08-2007 at 08:49 PM.
Then, why don't you strengthen my conditioned mental response!
Hmmm
Lol.
ein, zwei, drei, vier bin endlich weg von Dir
fünf, sechs, sieben, acht Du hast jetzt keine Macht
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About time; one of the first few times I'm proud of my countries competence in the twentieth century.
The wench could've avoided all this if she spent some pocket change ordering a taxi or hell limousine to pick her up and drop her home. Perhaps the back seat leather scratched her skirt or didn't match her nails.
Love picking on her, but not on the whole Hollywood household extravaganza.
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Why the hell did you copy out the links for the sponsors, and even make them link to the correct places? And why didn't you post this into the other Hilton thread? My head a splode.
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Ehhh, I dunno if I'll stick around. We'll see.
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Ehhh, I dunno if I'll stick around. We'll see.
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Have to say nice Job using your power Bean Bandit.
OT: Paris Hilton is an media wh*r* who can't get enough attention. But when there is something negative in the news she starts crying i think. Just like when she was at the MTV Movie Awards.
Oh me oh my.
Did anybody see Sarah Silverman
BURN paris at the mtv awards
lol it was hilarious she SMOKED paris
And paris was right in the room, lol it was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was like what..
two three days before she went to jail??
haha check it
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Noooo we can not have that type of content in here, no matter what show it came from.
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Once again, amazing props to the talented Paprika!!
This smile kills....
oh, my god.
That, SO made my day.
thank you, Oh thank you
roflmao -dies-
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Oh me oh my.
XD seriously now i can die in peace.
Wasn't paris hiltons medical condition like eczema?
ew gross
Once again, amazing props to the talented Paprika!!
This smile kills....
lol. I agree, that was the best part.
I love Paris' expression after the jokes. Priceless.
Uhm.. I have eczema. There's nothing really gross about it, it's just excessive dry skin.
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Not to mention eczema isn't all that serious unless you have it very, very bad, isn't contagious, and as unspun said is really just bad dry skin because your skin cannot retain moisture very well ... but you know, hurray for ignorance and all that.
what the he--??? she's in jail for only a few days... then she is releases bcoz she's sick & will continue her days left at home... that's not fair...
Uh dude read the whole thread
Shes back in jail -_-
i BET your hot even with eczema, paris hilton is just grossUhm.. I have eczema. There's nothing really gross about it, it's just excessive dry skin.
Once again, amazing props to the talented Paprika!!
This smile kills....
even without eczema Paris would still be ugly AND gross
You just defined Paris Hilton
Paris hilton-ugly
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