Female Combacks...

[Jamie5192]

1) Man: Haven't i seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes, that's why i don't go there anymore

2) Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

3) Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and i'll go to mine.

4) Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

5) Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

6) Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

7) Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

8) Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

9) Man: If i could see you naked, I'd die a happy man.
Woman: If i could see you naked, i'd die laughing.
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Once again.. this is for fun.. i think that these are funny.. so DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO THESE!!!

[Reniti]

Not really a comeback...

Man: Hey, you know... I play "baseball", if you know what I mean. *wink*
Woman: Well I don't like being with someone who pitches for both teams. If you know what I mean.

[GGP]

i think i saw these online before... somewhere

they are good though

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

1) Man: Haven't i seen you somewhere before?
Woman: Yes, that's why i don't go there anymore

2) Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

3) Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and i'll go to mine.

4) Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

5) Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

6) Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

7) Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

8) Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

9) Man: If i could see you naked, I'd die a happy man.
Woman: If i could see you naked, i'd die laughing.
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Once again.. this is for fun.. i think that these are funny.. so DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO THESE!!!

[pyre]

ROFL. Nice ones. xD Although yeah, it wouldn't be polite to use these in real life to strangers--between friends maybe.

[Jamie5192]

hmm.. well no it wouldn't be nice.. >.< it'd be just plain mean to be honest... but still people do act like this sometimes.. with the way they give looks and things..

[Baka]

Funny.

[TheAsterisk!]

IMPROVEMENT IS ALWAYS GOOD!
#1 - I SURE AS H**L HOPE NOT!
#2 - Nah. It's already full of beer farts.
#3 - How 'bout the nearest psychiatric facility?
#4 - I'm a feminist blogger. (hey, you said they were JUST JOKES, REMEMBER?)
#5 - I seem to have misplaced it, but I think I've found yours (hands man a card (don't forget to carry extras!) that declares that he is a registered sex offender)
#6 - On your face. (I know, I know, this one may be too complicated for some (males to understand, and females to remember!)).
#7 - AND I SHAN'T ALLOW YOU TO DESECRATE IT!!!!
#8 - Would you fall off of the edge into the perpetual abyss, too?
#9 - You'd die, definitely. It just wouldn't be in such a pleasant manner as you've concieved.
Another effective approach would be to act completely insane when an undesiralbe creature approaches.
- Sing the Pee-Wee's Playhouse theme song.
- Politely reject the man, then declare that your heart belongs to Ronald McDonald; you must be absurdly sincere with this one.
- Tell him that if he moves any closer (and does not also back away) that you will disembowl him with a wooden cooking untensile.
- Make up an embarrasing story about the unknown. Insist that it is true.
- Start shouting, at the top of your lungs, "EL CABONG!!! EL CABONG!!! EL CABONG!!!"
- Call them Strom Thurmond every time you have the chance in an otherwise normal conversation. Insist that this is his name, regardless of his desperate claims to the contrary.
- Tell him that you will release the flying monkeys if he does not remove himself from your omnipotent prescence. Wholeheartedly cackle like the witch from th Wizard of Oz
- HAVE FUN!

[Jamie5192]

LMAO... Oh my.. those are good..^-^ i like those^-^ those are cute^-^

[Jamie5192]

LOL yeah they are.. ^-^ but its cute^-^

[Finvarra]

I have never read anything as funny as this.
<3
I love it.

[Jamie5192]

Thanks^-^ If you have guy comebacks i'd love to hear them^-^

I'm glad you guys enjoyed these^-^

[The Governator]

Ok then, here is my comeback.

Women: I like you.
Me: I dont care, women are stupid.

And before you all call me a sexist facist pig who eats babies, its for fun remember.

[Princess Minako]

why is everything about gender with you? and why do you insist on posting internet chain mail thats been sent around since i was in middle school... its sad.

[Jamie5192]

@Mikey: Well I can't say that was funny but i don't think that anyone should be called anything for the jokes on here.. they are JOKES.. not intended to be taken seriously.. and yes I appreciate you adding a comeback towards females^-^


@ Minako: 0.0

Um excuse me.. but i dunno where you went to school at but um.. that's really not important.. Um.. lets see.... I post these because well i think that they are funny and to be honest with you.. I don't think of it as Females against males or Males against females.. These are things that i get sent to me or whatever.. I tend to like the males better though because.. well i'm not going to get into an argument over this..

Thank you for your post.

[Guerrera]

Well, I thought these were funny, and I don't care for the rude comments towards you.

Just ignore 'em ^_^

[Ari_86]

lol mikey heres one for you. well this is what i say to boys. "boys are stupid throw rocks at them" lol my shirt even says it. i love it.. No offensive mikey its for fun remember.

[Princess Minako]

seriously, this is nothing but spam. i do not like internet chain mail. not to mention this stuff has been around forever. lets try to post something slightly more intelligent than the ramblings of a drunken deranged gnat. aaaaaand because i own the place, i'm calling it closed.