Most creative way of rejecting/breaking up with a person

[smile1010]

Well, for me is telling them over myspace, if we had a conversation on a messenger, I'd just copy paste that and paste it on a myspace bulletin. Myspace always works for me!

[Luzifer]

Girl: *throws bone* go get it
Boy: *chases after it*
Girl: *leaves*

That about somes up the way every relationship I've ever seen ends... though sometimes the roles are reversed.

[Gr1mmy]

I probably wouldn't have the heart to reject anyone... I need help with that.

[Tetsanosuke]

Uhh.. I've never went through that but my suggestion is so crazy it might even work.

"Telling the person how you feel."

<Attempts to be Pwnage.>

<Failz.> (Note, the Z is supposed to be there, if you can't tell, that is 'Fails'.)

[-Batman-]

Invite him/her to the park.
Hire a sky diver.
"Look up at the sky *name*"
The skywriter writes "*name* I am breaking up with you"
Before s/he looks down, replace yourself with a child using your substitution jutsu.

[Acnologia]

"I'm breaking up with you"
"Oh, cool"

[vixen_wolf]

well this is a true story me and i friedn were in the car driveing back after a double date (dont ask me how the got me to do i just did) and one of the guys says "dude i so wanna..make out right know!! (ok thats not what he said but lets just pretend ^.^; and the other one says "yeah me too!!!!" so i say "ok you two boys go behind that bush and get started we will catch up later" the other girl started giggling and the boys just gave me the weirdest look it was so funny XD

[MomijiTMO]

Just say you have HIV. It works a charm.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

I'll spare you the messy details, but let's just say that it involves an electric knife, a ball peen hammer, a tub of Crisco, and a goat.

[Fetal Fetish]

Oh, god...I really don't wanna think about this..=_=; But I have seen something....interesting. I was involved. (sad, huh?) My fried was dating three guys at once, and she wanted ME to break up with them for her. O.O;
Me, as stupid as I was, didn't find anything wrong with it at the time, and went on MySpace to do it. I just said to all three, "She hates you. Cry, leave, done." xD I was so heartless. Probably 'cause I was going through a phase. Ah, well... lol

But, really. If I was myself, I'd back off. I hate breaking people's hearts. >.<

[Sobriquet]

This is the best way to put it: "It's been fun hanging out with you. But, I don't think we can go on anymore."

[Pleiades]

In my opinion, the best way to phrase a rejection is this: I am so flattered that you like me romantically, but that's not how I see you. I do want to be your friend, and I'm not just saying that. But for us to really be friends, you'll need to respect that our relationship will never go beyond friendship. (There, crystal clear xD)

[smile1010]

Oh, god...I really don't wanna think about this..=_=; But I have seen something....interesting. I was involved. (sad, huh?) My fried was dating three guys at once, and she wanted ME to break up with them for her. O.O;
Me, as stupid as I was, didn't find anything wrong with it at the time, and went on MySpace to do it. I just said to all three, "She hates you. Cry, leave, done." xD I was so heartless. Probably 'cause I was going through a phase. Ah, well... lol

But, really. If I was myself, I'd back off. I hate breaking people's hearts. >.<

Haha, myspace works for you too?

[Antares]

I heard that the "There's somebody else' excuse works too. I'm not the breaking up artist, but the last time I had to reject someone was like this:

*His was an obnoxious guy, really getting on my nervs*

Me: *makes disgusted face* No... just no... and no, I'm not sorry.

[Ire_Hikari]

when one of my classmates admitted that he liked me,i admit i was kinda flattered, but when he asked if we could be a couple, all i can remmber saying to him was "uh..uh..uh..sorry, i think we're better off as friends." then i slammed the phone...hehe...good thing he forgave me for that.... =^^=

[OminousCloud]

The most creative way? Hmm maybe let them listen to a conversation between you and the voices in your head...

or you could say that you can no longer be with thme because (anime character of your choice) is saving themself for you lol.

[Aleyna]

person 1: im breaking up with u
person 2: why?
person 1: because ive fallen madly in love with michael jackson and hes letting me staying at his palace to live with him
(forever happily ever after in the land of pedophiles)
good way to creep the person out so that they never come back to u i must say

[KidHeart]

I'm a victim of rejection. I'm not the rejectioner or breaking up - er. Number of times rejected? Its an embarrassing amount.
And still nothing. I guess I gave up on relationships a long time ago. Its stupid.

[Rageling]

A greeting card. The cover would say, "When I first met you I wanted to spend an eternity with you" Then when you open it it will read, "I changed my mind", and "Just so you know, we're breaking up" would play from a little speaker in an annoyingly sweet voice.

[Florien]

i love the greeting card idea

I always used to say: i don't love you, and I never did.
( this is one of the most stupid things you can say, they all start crying when you say that! )

one of the phrases i hear alot is: I need some..ME-time.

[Fiery]

A greeting card. The cover would say, "When I first met you I wanted to spend an eternity with you" Then when you open it it will read, "I changed my mind", and "Just so you know, we're breaking up" would play from a little speaker in an annoyingly sweet voice.

Haha, awesome.

I've only ever had to break up with someone once, so I'm really no break-up professional, either. What happened, though, was really funny (especially when I related it back to someone who was 100&#37; behind me).

I had a key to my ex's apartment, and I just let myself in. Luckily for me, the girl he'd slept with... eh, a week or so prior to that was there with him. I get very, very aggressive when I'm angry, so I just let him have it. I screamed at him, and let him know, in very creative language that can't be repeated on the forums, how weak he'd been and that he deserved the stupid floozy sitting on the couch. I said quite a bit more, also unrepeatable, but ended it by tossing the key at his feet, and saying that I never wanted to see him again, and that I'd rip more than his dignity from him if he ever tried to come back to me.

Which he did, after she cheated on him three months later.

[~Sakura Haruno~]

Ill say to that person that we dont match together,tell him why we break up,but ill say that we'd still stay friends

[.Lovebeat]

Classic: "You know what... I never liked you."

But I'd never do that. ><;;

[unspun]

Heh.. I told someone they were fired once.

[Shiruba-Kaze]

I've never gone out with anyone before.

But I guess you could always reject them by writing an essay about how much you hate him or her. (^x^)