Anime isn't real, you're not married to Seto Kaiba and Kenshin is not your brother. You don't have a sword, you don't go out at night and kill people. You are not naruto's friend. You don't live in Japan (Unless your Pooky-chan) You don't have a spirit that follows everywhere and you don't have an evil you that goes all nuts. This may be hard to except at first, but just take it one step at a time. Oh and...GO OUTSIDE!
That is all.
In this thread we talk about stuff obsessive otakus do that we find amusing.