What are your favorite character rants from Fullmetal Alchemist?

I think my 3 favorite rants are: the one from Roy Mustang when he starts "I Love Dogs!!!".
Hughes when he says "Can you believe how big Elicia's gotten? She can even ride a tricycle now! She follows me everywhere on that thing, like my own escort of cuteness."
And Ed (after being called short of course): "I'll breakdown your feet and stick 'em on your head!"