Do you have weapons lying around your house?

[sasunarubishoujo]

strange question that popped into my mind suddenly....weird.

ive got a some sort of old army gun somewhere
a leather black whip (really dont want to know what thats for)
and messed up fan that which is deadly at close range.

[Floating Lily]

who wants to know?
*looks a bit shifty*
There's a smell of horrible curry in my house right now which could knock out a few dwarves and some friendly woodland critters.

Sporks.

[*~Lily_Gemini~*]

i have sporks from taco bell around my house. MY FINE CHINA! (jk)
i have a few very pretty guns and a few whips and a few more guns and a few swords...and a few kitanas and quiete a few explosives...

[harusame]

None, unless you count the knives in our kitchen and my manga. It's so heavy it could probably knock someone out.

[Rageling]

I have a bunch of knives this collector friend used to give me for holidays, a whip, two swords though one is a piece of crap, three shot guns that my Pap and Dad bought, and a chrome baseball bat. That's all I can think of.

[Storm Strife]

Define weapon. Cause I believe that there are a lot of things that can become weapons...serrated kitchen knives, heavy statues, lava lamps, large wooden boxes, etc.

[Eris]

36 Tomahawk robots.
1 Neutron bomb.
20 Deathrays.
4 SAM launchers.
1 Canister of strange matter.
3 Tesla coils.
48 Cobalt bombs.
2 Ion cannons.
1 Goose chaser.
3 Point singularity cannons.
4 Tsar bombs.
40 Heavy cruisers.
10 Metric tons of napalm.
1 The TARDIS.
4 Stealth bombers.
1 Loose cannon.
2 Squadrons of tanks.
20 Sharks with frikin' lasers on their heads.
2 Deathtraps slowly filling with sand.
18 Howitzers.
1 MacGyver.
1 USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E).
An enraged mob.
30 Pitchforks.
25 Torches.
2 Vats of tar.
1 Metric ton of feathers.
1 Banana.

Well... I wish anyways.

[sasunarubishoujo]

Define weapon. Cause I believe that there are a lot of things that can become weapons...serrated kitchen knives, heavy statues, lava lamps, large wooden boxes, etc.

i was thinking more in the swords, guns, and any other thing that when you look at it you think "oh that can kill me" kind of weapon. Not normal everyday items that usually pose no threat.

[-Batman-]

I have pencils located in several locations around the house.
I also have cotton balls and Q-Tips.

[Velvet_Nightmare]

Almost anything can be used as a weapon:
Knifes
forks
broken chairs
weight set
pens
guitar strings
the guitar itself
extension cords

Should I list more, or it that list good enough?

[*~Lily_Gemini~*]

i also have a bannanna (sp?)

[sasunarubishoujo]

Nevermind what this said before i kinda...pissed i guess?

Oh and just found a butcher knife and apparently i never noticed it before o.O'

[ThePsychoticPuppy]

Define weapon.

Because in my eyes, anything that can be used to cause harm to someone or something is a weapon (including my elite-yellow-belt-karate skills).

If we're going by that definition, then my house is the U.S military's personal inventory. We have knives, forks, spoons, chairs, lamps, extension cords, matches, expired milk (our most dangerous product) and the list goes on.

My mom uses lysol as a weapon alone.

Edit: Just saw the previous post, sorry about that. Aside from everday items, nope, no weapons whatsoever.

[-Batman-]

I SAID NO NORMAL EVERYDAY ITEMS!
Read people.
Or I will be forced to close this thread.

You don't have the power, only mods do.

As for my post, it was made at the same exact time your post was. Check the post times.

Anyway, I have swords on display...But as for lying around, my room is litered with hunting knives and shurikin.

[Storm Strife]

In this case, I think you should edit your first post to make up for this fact, sasuna. Otherwise, people are more likely to say household items.

Anyway, I own a decorative katana (the end is quite sharp, and could impale someone with the right amount of force. I also call for bludgeoning damage), and serrated kitchen knives (they may be regular household items, but they are weapons...sort of).

[pfftlecakes]

Aside from anything that could be transformed or rigged to be a weapon in addition to dangerous everyday items, I have one knife. Not a kitchen knife, but a fighting type with a good grip and a small blade. This isn't to say it's just 'lying around', as I carry it with me at all times, but I do own a good fighting weapon.

Yes.

[*~Lily_Gemini~*]

i have a few kuni knifes and daggers and gee, i got a flute and a clarenet

[Ayame_Sohma]

Nope, unless you count the knives in our kitchen

[airforcekikyou]

Well we have some army guns cause my step dad is in the army.Thats about it.

[Zeref]

36 Tomahawk robots.
1 Neutron bomb.
20 Deathrays.
4 SAM launchers.
1 Canister of strange matter.
3 Tesla coils.
48 Cobalt bombs.
2 Ion cannons.
1 Goose chaser.
3 Point singularity cannons.
4 Tsar bombs.
40 Heavy cruisers.
10 Metric tons of napalm.
1 The TARDIS.
4 Stealth bombers.
1 Loose cannon.
2 Squadrons of tanks.
20 Sharks with frikin' lasers on their heads.
2 Deathtraps slowly filling with sand.
18 Howitzers.
1 MacGyver.
1 USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E).
An enraged mob.
30 Pitchforks.
25 Torches.
2 Vats of tar.
1 Metric ton of feathers.
1 Banana.

Well... I wish anyways.

Lol
Sharks with frickin lazers on their heads!

We have obscenely sharp knives....and a shovel

[*~Lily_Gemini~*]

i have a skateboard!

[Sakura Holic]

1] Kunai
2] Shurikens (sp?)
3] Kitchen Knives
4] Siblings

[Demented_Demon]

A butcher's knife?
One of those shovels.
A very sharp fork thing.
And sporks

[Sagat]

1917 Mosin Nagant lying against the wall
Lee Enfield lying under bed
Kali sticks hanging on wall
Composite Bow hanging above bed
katana hanging on door handle
Kirpan on dresser
Stealth ranger tactical knife next to monitor

[Sailor Lunar Eclipse]

Yes. Many knives.