I need emotional help!!

[xDarkAngelx]

Hey, im tired of destroying myself does anyone know how to cope with depression safely? WITHOUT PILLS! if you can help that would be kewl.....

[Faceless111]

I don't help people that don't abide by the rules.

[-Batman-]

*looks at images*

See a shrink you looneytoon.

Edit: Better yet, go listen to some Linkin Park. They understand you.

[-Batman-]

If you go into your laundry room there should be a white bottle labled "Bleach", but don't be fooled. This is simply to throw off the ignorant. It's actually "Happy Juice". If you drink the whole bottle, you'll be fine.

You also achieve bankai in some extreme cases.

[-Batman-]

Only if it's clorox. Any generic brands and you open the forest gate.

Holy crap, drink both and you're otherwise God.


And let me be serious for a moment.
Want to get over depression? STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. Also, Dress in really bright colors for a while, paint your walls white if they aren't already, always keep your window open and let some freakin' sun shine into your room. Go to bed early, and what ever you do STOP bringing up the fact that you're depressed, especially in front of other people. No one wants to hear it.

[Fragile.Dreams]

xDarkAngelx, I don't think posing a question like that on a forum is a good idea...
I think you need to talk to someone about how you're feeling.
And talk to them in a more private way...
You're feeling down, yes, that doesn't mean you have depression.
But go and talk to someone...
<3

[xDarkAngelx]

Yeah haha, you guys are real funny arent you? i can tell you hav tried out a few of those suggestions havent you,? It would explain the massive braincell lossage. But its ok, i would be a jerk to if i didnt hav a life.
go talk to someone who cares.

[Kashi Girl]

If you go into your laundry room there should be a white bottle labled "Bleach", but don't be fooled. This is simply to throw off the ignorant. It's actually "Happy Juice". If you drink the whole bottle, you'll be fine.

The only reason you'll be fine is because you wouldnt be in this world anymore.But still funny.

Emotional help?Umm sit in your room and think,dont know about what just something...

[Fragile.Dreams]

Yeah haha, you guys are real funny arent you? i can tell you hav tried out a few of those suggestions havent you,? It would explain the massive braincell lossage. But its ok, i would be a jerk to if i didnt hav a life.
go talk to someone who cares.

Come on.
You need to understand that if you post something like this on a public forum people are going to respond in different ways.
If you want help, go talk to someone in private.
It's as simple as that.
Also responding to everyone with a post like that isn't going to get you any friends...

<3

[Faceless111]

Yeah haha, you guys are real funny arent you? i can tell you hav tried out a few of those suggestions havent you,? It would explain the massive braincell lossage. But its ok, i would be a jerk to if i didnt hav a life.
go talk to someone who cares.

Better suggestion. Stop attention-grabbing and get a life outside. You know, a "social" life.

But I did like that second-to-last picture you posted. It look like that girl was violently raped. And those are two things I always support. Violence and rape.

[-Batman-]

Yeah haha, you guys are real funny arent you? i can tell you hav tried out a few of those suggestions havent you,? It would explain the massive braincell lossage. But its ok, i would be a jerk to if i didnt hav a life.
go talk to someone who cares.

No actually those were serious suggestions. At least in the final part of my post.
The only other thing I can suggest is jumping off a bridge somewhere.

"BOO HHOO, HELP ME INTERNET, HELP ME"

If YOU actually had a life of your own, you could ask real friends for advice, rather than turning to total strangers on the internet. So go cry in the corner of your room, cut your thighs, and weep because daddy didn't get you the latest DDR game. And if you're going to be a complete and total attention *****, at least do it in your journal. How can you expect people on this forum take you seriously? Do you honestly think we care? Do you think you're the only one on the forum with problems? No you're not.
Theres dozens of threads like yours every week. They all get the same treatment that you're getting right now.

So shoo, go cry to people who will actually care.

[Kashi Girl]

No actually those were serious suggestions. At least in the final part of my post.
The only other thing I can suggest is jumping off a bridge somewhere.

"BOO HHOO, HELP ME INTERNET, HELP ME"

If YOU actually had a life of your own, you could ask real friends for advice, rather than turning to total strangers on the internet. So go cry in the corner of your room, cut your thighs, and weep because daddy didn't get you the latest DDR game. And if you're going to be a complete and total attention *****, at least do it in your journal. How can you expect people on this forum take you seriously? Do you honestly think we care? Do you think you're the only one on the forum with problems? No you're not.
Theres dozens of threads like yours every week. They all get the same treatment that you're getting right now.

So shoo, go cry to people who will actually care.

-Deadpool- does have a point,if you really are depressed and the only ways you can cure it by jumping off a bridge,cutting yourself,and any other things,then do it.Not that I want you to but if thats the only way then...

The next best thing or first is to talk to friends,family,sit in your room,be alone for a while,and any other things of that kind then do it.

[Capernicus]

Damn, the 3 worst people possible have all wandered into this thread: Masali, Faceless, and -Deadpool-

But, like it was suggested, if there is something wrong with your life then change it. Don't parade it about the forum, it looks like (and indeed I believe it is) an attempt to look cool.

[White Wolf Of Solomon]

Hey, im tired of destroying myself does anyone know how to cope with depression safely? WITHOUT PILLS! if you can help that would be kewl.....

Are the pictures really needed? Seriously.

[-Batman-]

Are the pictures really needed? Seriously.

No, they aren't.

actually, this entire thread isn't really needed.

[Yugure's Goddess]

My suggestion?

Cry a river, build a bridge and GET OVER IT!!

... oh and on a more serious note along with deadpool's suggestions, I advise you do something constructive, active and/or artistic but most of all SOMETHING FUN, RELAXING AND HELPFUL!! Instead of moping around asking a bunch of people you don't know and who don't really give a crap to spoon feed you your life. (might I suggest yoga? It really is a wonderful thing.) Please. We have enough drama in our own lives as it is without some emo whining about some tiny insignificant chip on their shoulder like a little child.

Here's some more advise - DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS!! Stop asking us to deal with it for you.

love
dani
dude

[Buruku]

PM me xdarkAnglex, well have a frickin pow-wow and it'll be awesome.

[Manhattan_Project_2000]

This forum isn't a replacement for councilors, I'm afraid. Go bug the one at school, or seek psychiatric help. Or alternatively, ball it up inside until you snap. Either way.

[Faceless111]

Damn, the 3 worst people possible have all wandered into this thread: Masali, Faceless, and -Deadpool-

Aww. What's that suppose to mean, Cap? You might end up hurting my feelings if you say something like that. Oh wait, I don't have any...

But in all seriousness, I can't word this as well as Deadpool did. This girl is just seeking a little spot-light. I'm giving it to her, whether this is what she expected or not. Negativity doesn't always spawn sympathy, especially to those that know how to deal with personal problems personally, on a personal level. Personal problems aren't to be worn like badges so you can parade on a forum and claim to have problems.

[Capernicus]

lol Faceless, by worst I meant best! *grabs popcorn and reclines in lay-z-boy*

[Yugure's Goddess]

lol Faceless, by worst I meant best! *grabs popcorn and reclines in lay-z-boy*

LAWLS!! *mimics actions*

love
dani
dude

[Bean Bandit]

Closed due to toal stupidity every where.