worst "famous last words"

[The Rebel]

Here's one that only those who know about what happens when you die will get.
"Uh, oops. I thought that was suppost to happen AFTER I died?"

[miniPhil]

Is..my..hair..ok?

[Kiss of Death]

"dont worry, it's not like i'm dying"

[Eternal_Love]

I think that the worst situation would be if you were with the one you love. Okay, imagine it. You're lying there, dying in the arms of that chick/guy you've always loved, but you've never told them -- even though you know that they feel the same way about you.

You: There's something... I've always wanted to tell you.
Them: Yes? Tell me anything..
You: I love...

And then you die. How much would that suck? ._.

Dont want to burst ur bubbles but I already posted that one...

[niKopol]

"HAHA MAGIC, the grenade is still in my hand."

[~Aisu~]

"Oh crap... well... this sucks" *dies* That would probably cause everyone to crack up and die laughing, causing a large group of dead bodies.

[Tenjou T Mai]

Man: "I'll kill you yet, brother!" *Reaches into shirt pocket* "Take thi-" *Coughs up blood and dies*
Man's brother: "...what was he going to say?"
*Explosives detonate underneath the corpse*

[Janus Silverlock]

"This is absolutely, totally safe! There is NO danger, whatsoever!"

Shortly after, something goes terribly wrong and you die. Haha. Irony rocks. <3

[Kiss of Death]

"it can be vorce"

[The Rebel]

Dying person tells the person leaning over them, "Ah, before I die, *cough* Please tell them, *cough, cough* the gas bill is in the mail. Aggggh!" Person dies.

[Kiss of Death]

"i broke a nail" *dies*

[miniPhil]

The only thing I regret is dying.

[Beast]

"Big Brother will always be watching you"

"What does this button do?"

"AF RULES!"

[Kiss of Death]

"Big Brother will always be watching you"

"What does this button do?"

"AF RULES!"

AF REALLY RULES!

"will come to me... couse i'm moving"

[skyler22]

That wasn't chicken X_x

[FierceFeli.]

"Is this thing on..?"

"Naaaaw it's not dangerous! I saw Batman do it!!!"

"Lets see if it works =D!!"

"OMGWT*LOL" ( that one would suck >___>;; )

"Look, what a cute dog"

"Has anybody ever told you, you look exactly like Don Vito"

"Pwned."

"Check out teh booteh on that blonde!"

"HS" ( headshot... counterstrikers obiviously )

[The Rebel]

This was inspired by a friend of mine, lol.
(Person laying on the ground dying as a close friend leans over) Close friend, "Oh, why? Why do you have to die so young? (cries)"
Dying person, "I don't know, but at least I only have one regret. (cough)"
Friend, "One regret? What do you mean?"
Dying person, "I regret never chewing out that anime site for not sending my order before (cough) now."
(person dies)

[Princess Elli]

*picks up the phone and dials the hospital*

'yes can i have an ambulance? how many erm 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and myself 7 in total please? thank you five minues ok plenty of time'

*kills the 6 other people around him*

'gicpatso soup' *stabs himself

[Kiss of Death]

"you know... i am dying, but... where's the light?"

[Fiery]

"I can only do this once, so pay attention."

...Hahaha.

[Kiss of Death]

"something is burning"

[precious_angel]

'can i have the time' when the person is wearing a watch or 'when does this period end' when they have been in the school for over 4 years

[bttr]

The old one. remember me or I loved you all and sometimes with except him/her
I always hated him/her

[Kiss of Death]

"i think i'm gonna be sick"

[bttr]

No wait wait.Aaaarrrggghhhh^_^.