I think the most funny thing would be,"I'm going to die soon, I need to tell you something."
"What",says the girl.
"I'm cheating on you with your best friend."
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I think the most funny thing would be,"I'm going to die soon, I need to tell you something."
"What",says the girl.
"I'm cheating on you with your best friend."
"NOOOOO! I am invincible!!!"
Only a B4k4 would say that ^^
Who are you?
I am myself.
Why are you here?
To find what I lost.
Why do you cry?
I cry for those who cannot.
Where are you?
In the realm of Echoing Souls.
Are you dead?
No.
Am I dead?
No.
Why do I hear your voice inside my head?
Because I am you.
But I am me.
You are you, and I am you. Your faded wings of sorrow shall not hide you from yourself.
Go away!
_________
"Let the Lord of Chaos rule." ~Shai'Tan Ba'alzamon, Great Lord of the Dark.
Ok, my randomness is complete ^^
Lol, this one too...
"You'll have to rip me limb from limb! Wait! Noooooo!"
Who are you?
I am myself.
Why are you here?
To find what I lost.
Why do you cry?
I cry for those who cannot.
Where are you?
In the realm of Echoing Souls.
Are you dead?
No.
Am I dead?
No.
Why do I hear your voice inside my head?
Because I am you.
But I am me.
You are you, and I am you. Your faded wings of sorrow shall not hide you from yourself.
Go away!
_________
"Let the Lord of Chaos rule." ~Shai'Tan Ba'alzamon, Great Lord of the Dark.
Ok, my randomness is complete ^^
"Oooo that's a pretty button. I wanna push it."
If your killedanything from final fantasy)
i think i left the stove on
I sell bones real cheap
"hey you over there need a lung
i'll sell it for 50% off"
one more
"i need a phoenix down"
I sell bones real cheap
"hey you over there need a lung
i'll sell it for 50% off"
Ok here is one
"Not now I am playing World of Warcraft"
To die with hunger is bad, such as:
"I want a cookie..."
There is no absolute right and wrong. People judge as right what they personally consider pleasant, and judge as wrong what they personally consider unpleasant. Convincing others of what is right cannot be equated with teaching the Truth. It is just teaching others to agree with you. It is not about putting an end to error, but putting an end to opinions contrary to your own perceptions.~Lao Tzu
"I can't turn left at red light?"
Thanks for the sig Xey Oiz ^.^
"U dont have the guts!"
Here's one. "Okay, let me get this straight? If I don't fill the bag, you'll shoot me in the head. Will that hurt and will I miss work tomorrow?"
my favorite ones "i jump than you go"
or"if i die it wasnt me "
"i'm goin to hell,,, whos goin with me?"
Last edited by Sanoske; 12-06-2006 at 02:46 AM.
The further you go into the light, the longer your shadow becomes
before I die I would say:....I don't want to die!!!!
hey, cool treath
dying in friends arms, in firht "i screw up"
"i will waith for you"
"here i go!"
Onew by Ωmega"If my joy brings you happiness, I am thankful"
-"That's not how it was supposed to happen!"
-"Seriously...that really hurt."
-"It's okay, i'm going to a better place."
-"Don't worry when the time comes you'll know what to do."
-"Nooooooooooo~~!"
Thus are the annoying last liners.
A Killer is ready to stab you with a knife.
"WAIT....is this going to hurt?" or "Make sure that thing is clean first alright?"
"Shyaa it looks dangerous but that's what it wants you to think."
"Hey, you got a booger on your nose."
"Don't get my blood everywhere i just cleaned!"
"Weeeeeee this is fun!"
"You are NOT the father"
"Damnit why did i have to wear my best clothes?"
"Don't touch my stuff when i'm gone."
"Ha ha you look funny from this angle."
Together we must work independantly. And the people as a whole shall benefit from it's prosperity.
i forgot to feed my dog
"Remember to clean out the gutters at the lake house."
Or something like that.
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*Ooooooooo, what does this BUTTON do?*
*I did it, hes finally dead* *gets stabbed from behind*
Girlfriend: *Oh my god, you just took a bullet for me*
Boyfriend: *No, actually, I didn't mean to.* *dies*
*Wow, this is fun!*
Hmmm. I can only think of nerdy ones.
"I blame it on lag."
"Pft, I'll just spirit rez."
"So...I hear when you die, you lose control of your bowel movements."
"By the way, I was cheating with your wife."
"Nerf."
"Yuo ganking n00b!1@~"
"Man, I thought this was a PvE server!"
"You're pregnant."
"OHHHH, KELLY CLARKSON!!"
"Antidisestablishmentarianism."
"I give up. I have nothing to live for, and nobody likes me. Although, on the other ha--"
I'm dry. Last one stolen from Futurama. Don'tsueplz
ooh that would be a blast to their ego!
lol! I like this one ^.^
The katana one is my favorite!
he he I quoted my two favorite!
The first one made me think of Deedee from Dexter's lab, I loved that show! The second one was pretty dang funny lol And the girlfriend/boyfriend one ...woooo that would suck! ^.^
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
-William Shakespear
I drew this ^.^
*look At All These Buttons!*
Edit:
*Oops, did I leave the oven on?*
*whats that smell?*
Last edited by Takashi MoonBlade Wielder; 12-06-2006 at 10:56 PM.
Okay, this is for all the D&D fans.
SCENE: A bunch of guys get together for alittle live action D&D. One guy get's clubbed REALLY bad by the guy playing the part of an Ogre. Paramedics are called but the guy is slowing slipping away into death. He reaches up and say, "Please, please tell them I'm sorry,,,,, I'm sorry I won't be able to DM next week."
And another one,,,, yes a two for one deal today.
SCENE: Aboard the Titanic as it sinks. A man is trapped in his cabin, and the door won't open. He pounds on the door in frustration. "I can't believe this is happening to me. I'm going to drown like a rat on a sinking ship. Guess I shouldn't have slept with the captains wife, stole from the safe, and ate all that cheese."
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