Mc Gag-in-the-bag

[Alias-Revolution]

How may I help you? You want fries with that?
Six ninty seven, including tax for fat.

Burgers and fries, and salads to boot.
What can't you do? Find employees to shoot.

Ever had to wait, and wait even more?
Waiting for fries is quite a bore.

Double cheese burger, off the dollar menu of course,
is really made from the rump of a horse.

One McFlurry, know how it's made?
It's about as natural as "Minute Maid".

Chicken selects taste rather fell.
Why? They're "selected" quite well.

Baked apple pies are tasty alright,
but those geneticly altereds do put up a fight.

I still eat there. Don't we all?
With my cast iron stomach I never fall.

This is the place where food is made by some old hag.
"Thank you for choosing Mc Gag-in-the-bag!"

[Fiery]

The last two lines are the best. You've acquired a permanent fan, so it seems. =)

It's all just so funny. Oh, but I can't eat at McDonalds. Massive stomach issues.