Pokeball Go! I choose you!
Are you "happy"? I am too!
Max is the name, Norman's my dad!
We hang out at his gym! It's way bad!
Some things we do, my mom thinks are queer!
Then my dad says "Go away dear."
Snorlax and Tangela, slakoth too.
Those are the ones I like to do.
Plussle and Minun are what my dad likes.
He'll play with them and feed them "Mike-Ikes".
My mom doesn't like the way we play.
Matter of fact, she thinks that we're gay!
Why is this? Why's she so cruel?
She's like other idiots and says Pokemon arent cool.
Not the most popular thing on earth,
but they've been strong since their birth.
From blue, to red, to silver, to gold.
Crystal... Yellow... Sure, they're getting old.
I don't care what they think, cause they think I'm wrong,
but Pokemon's great and still going strong.