Brooke and Remy: Boldly going nowhere.
cowritten by uh..Brooke and Remy...
Get off your sorry arse Akuma Do a barrel role, do it!
This is pathetic I'm kicking your butt.
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!
Ha, someone just a sore loser, you got your butt handed to you by Dan too.
This is bunk I need an arcade stick, controllers suck.
You would say that, you whiney arcade snob.
Hey don't throw my controller!
The game cheats it doesn't read sweeps.
Oh wah wah wah, you baby.
And you're a filthy filthy tramp.
Well now that I've whipped your butt, want to go to the mall?
.....I hate you Brooke.
I'll take that as a yes.
Taking it to the hole, annnnnd slam dunk!
Gosh damn it knock it off, I'm trying to drive here.
serves you right for wearing a low cut shirt.
you asked me to wear it!
Well I can't very well play boobskit ball if you're wearing a turtle neck
alright we're here, now get out.
They got a hello kitty store!
come on, well go to phoenix arena after this,
let go of my arm, I'm not going in there.
stop being so grumpy, it'll only take a second.
IT WILL NOT TAKE A SECOND!
But reeeemmmmyyyy Kerroppe wuvs you
And my foot loves Kerropes face. Don't give me that look, and let go of my
Why are you so stubborn? Its not like people are going to think your gay,
you're clearly going in there
because of me and whoever sees you will know you hate it because of that
sulky look on your face. so just come on.
Fine but when we get home your watching Hellraiser with me.
see? wasn't that fun?
yeah, there's nothing more fun then being surrounded by a bunch of shrieking
8 yr old japanese girls. Besides I thought all this crap was made out of
melted down cats?
pfft whatever, Hold these bags for me for a second, I want to put my
hair up, then we can go wherever you want to go k?
My aching arse I will.
If you hold them I'll buy you a smoothy.
that's a filthy lie and you know it.
Feel better now that you have a smoothy you big baby?
Mildly, I'm going to go see if phoenix miss priced any games again.
What did soil yourself again?
No, better they have a street fighter 2 champion edition cabinet Do you
know what this means ?
God not again.....
RE MATCH HO!
Ugh, you're picking Sagat again?
Stick to your smutty chun-li and I'll stick with the bad arses thanks much.
Stop doing the tiger punches
So are you.
TIGER UPPER CUT BIATCH
There happy now, feel like a big man?
You're just jealous of my mad skill
Ugh whatever. Hey look golden axe
I call the chick in the bikini
You suck at Golden axe.
Your mom sucks at golden axe
Whatever, why don't you go play something else you're screwing me up.
I need some money....
Didn't you get paid last Sunday?
Well action figures don't buy themselves do they!
Keep your voice down people are staring Ugh, fine here's ten dollars.
I want change back It's like dealing with a 5 year old, a 5 year old who
needs to shave.
(bout an hour later)
Where the hell were you Remy you were gone for like 40 minutes?
Brooke I beat street fighter 3 with Akuma
Are you proud of yourself?
Very, I even beat like the first 7 fights without losing a single round but
Gill took my like 17 tries I was pissed. If you heard any loud obscenities
it was me fyi.
Well that's cool, can I have my change back now?
Change? Didn't you hear me it took me like 17 tried to beat gill I spent it
Ugh, damn it Remy I needed that for gas
But Brooke I got the top ranking....
Ugh, what are we going to do now?
......................well you could give Bjs in the back alley.
God I hate you.
Well look here it seems I have a twenty in my pocket
Wait did you know you had that the whole time. Why did you ask me for
Don't take this the wrong way but you're sort of a sap.....don't look at me
Well this 'sap' is going to leave your arse stranded here if you don't
make nice real quick.
Does grabbing your butt count?
OUCH! god it was a joke you yard ape!
This is more than enough excitement for one day lets go home.
Yeah I need a nap hardcore.
I'm glad to be out of your car it smelled funky in there.
Yeah my brother and his girlfriend borrowed it last night...
Lets just watch a movie and forget about that.
I told you, we're watching hellraisers tonight.
what the heck made you think I'd watch that disgusting garbage?
Hey, I went into that awful hello kitty store, we had a deal!
we did not have a deal, and I'm not watching this movie.
we'll we're either watching hellraiser or making out, those are your options
oh I get to choose now? that's mighty generous of you.
MAKE YOUR TIME!
Remy please just pick a different movie.
TURN OFF EVERY ZIG!
Why do I even talk to you?
THEY SET US UP THE BOMB!
No means no.
You say no but my mouth says yes.
yeah, and since when should I trust what comes out of your mouth?
mm....(kissing sounds ok?)
....so I guess we're not watching hellraisers?
I know, it was great writing at its best.