Written by me and kristen. yay
ColinFarrell entered the room.
Shikamaru: Marhaban, ColinFarrell
Trent: Wow, Ai.
Trent: Just wow.
Trent: I can't believe you would do this to me.
Trent: After all I've done for you.
Trent: All the money I've invested into you.
Princess Ai: What are you talking about?!
Trent: You just.. *tear drops down cheek* THREW IT ALL away.
Trent: Colin told me EVERYTHING.
ColinFarrell: Hey man.
ColinFarrell: If I were her, I'd probally throw you away for me too.
Trent: Okay, that face hair thing you've gon going on there?
Trent: Not that attractive.
Princess Ai: I don't have facial hair?!
Trent: Actually, it's more like someone rubbed a squirrel on your face. ColinFarrell: Oi, boy you don't know who you be messing with.
ColinFarrell: Look the Lady is comin' with me.
ColinFarrell: It's not like you ever really pleased her anyway.
beautiful_dancer: looks around and walk toward the woods-
Princess Ai: You know... Trent dear...
Princess Ai: He does have a point.
Princess Ai: -Sigh-
ColinFarrell: That's what I thought.
Trent: Sorry, I had to go put cool water on my face.
Trent: It's read from crying.
Trent: So hard.
ColinFarrell: No wonder she cheated on you with me man.
ColinFarrell: You're a bloody woman.
Trent: I am not a woman.
Trent: I'm just sensitive.
Trent: It's more than I can say for you.
ColinFarrell: You sure bawl like one.
Trent: Mr. I have to cover up my homosexuality with a squirrel for facial hair.
ColinFarrell: Hey man, knowing how to dress and crying like a school girl are two different things.
ColinFarrell: I can prove my manly worth.
ColinFarrell: =) You've seen my sex tape.
Trent: Sorry, Colin. Tennis balls don't COUNT.
ColinFarrell: Well that Explains your pants...
Trent: Yeah, I've seen it.
Princess Ai: Actually...
Trent: And threw up all over my television.
Princess Ai: Colin > Trent in the pants department...
Princess Ai: Sorry to say...
Trent: It was like watching two rabid monkeys try to interact with each other.
Princess Ai: I should know.
Trent: Picking the bugs outta the fur and all.
Princess Ai: I had you both in the same day.
ColinFarrell: So you didn't enjoy seeing me and your girlfriend on cam, eh?
Princess Ai: I am NOT his girlfriend!
Trent: Ai, sthu.
Trent: Before I slap you.
ColinFarrell: You slap her, and I'll knock you out.
ColinFarrell: --Puts arm around Brody--
Trent: I highly doubt that, sir-cross-eyed.
ColinFarrell: Are you jealous of my success?
Trent: You were the one flailing your arms in the air like a little pansy.
ColinFarrell: Is McDonalds really that bad of a job?
ColinFarrell: 'Cos when I want to beat a woman, I do it.
Trent: God, boy, get som SHAMPOO for that grease mat you call hair.
ColinFarrell: I don't just talk about it.
Princess Ai: True... //9
Trent: Oh yeah, beat her into cheating on you.
Princess Ai: He does do it.
Trent: Sounds like a plan.
ColinFarrell: Hey, she was with you when she came to me.
Trent: Maybe she ran from you to me because you suck.
Trent: And I don't mean you're just crap.
Trent: Lay off the men, Colin.
ColinFarrell: She ran from you cos of your small genitals.
Princess Ai: Vine..
Princess Ai: Seriously, shut up.
Princess Ai: This is a sensitive subject.
idoll famine: LOL. Colin is a laaaady.
Trent: Yeah he is.
ColinFarrell: Trent, don't be mad because I stole your lady.
ColinFarrell: Why don't you and Kristen go and have a little one on one?
Trent: So much of a lady that he thinks wearing baggy pants to his ankles is attractive.
Trent: No one wants to see your lady butt, sir.
ColinFarrell: Since you know, I'm with Brody now.
ColinFarrell: And you can NEVAR have her.
ColinFarrell: --Gets down on one knee before Princess Ai--
idoll famine: o_O I don't think Jojo would approve of my having those kind of relations with my brother.
idoll famine: Though it is tempting.
ColinFarrell: Brody, dearest...
ColinFarrell: Will you Marry me?
Trent: She doesn't HAVE one of those, Colin.
Trent: You can stand up now.
Trent: She's laughing at you.
Trent: Because she thinks you're ugly.
ColinFarrell: Woman, don't make me hit you.
Princess Ai: Er uh.
Princess Ai: Yes!
Princess Ai: I will!
Trent: And that you're a complete and utter homosexual. =\ It's okay to come out.
Trent: Many other super stars have.
ColinFarrell: That's what I thought.
Trent: ---Slaps Colin---
Trent: Don't threaten my woman.
idoll famine: o_o LOL.
gene the man: How be ye?
ColinFarrell: You slap like a girl.
idoll famine: Girly slaaaap.
ColinFarrell: She aint yo' woman anymore.
Trent: Which is suprisingly still better than yours.
ColinFarrell: She be my ho now.
Trent: Guess that's sayin' something about you!
ColinFarrell: We gonna get married.
ColinFarrell: And then she's gonna pop out babies.
Princess Ai: WOH
Princess Ai: WOH woh woh woh
Princess Ai: Slow down there
Princess Ai: I aint poppin' out multiple babies.
Trent: Get married where, with what money? You realize you haven't done ANY projects in a long while, right?
Trent: ANd that no one is buying your crap films anymore.
ColinFarrell: Miami Vice.
Trent: So you're pretty much out of business right there.
ColinFarrell: I make 20 mil a movie.
Trent: Where as I make thousands of dollars every two weeks.
ColinFarrell: I have about 150 million in the bank.
Trent: Yeah! But if no one is BUYING anything, you're going broke.
ColinFarrell: I get paid ahead of the movie.
Trent: With all that expensive crap you buy, you're likely to be out of your HOUSES in weeks!
ColinFarrell: It doesn't matter how it does in box office.
ColinFarrell: Like for example, I still made 25 mil on Alexander.
ColinFarrell: No one saw that.
Trent: People have stopped hiring you.
ColinFarrell: That's not true.
Vine: l o l
Trent: It's a good time to learn how to flip burgers.
ColinFarrell: You're just mad.
ColinFarrell: Cos I stole your woman.
ColinFarrell: Your dream.
Trent: Because that's what you'll be doing.
ColinFarrell: And the child she's carrying...
Trent: The rest of you life.
ColinFarrell: It's mine.
Trent: Maaan, I don't need that lady to have a dream or be successful.
Princess Ai: --Chokes on her popcorn--
Trent: I can find me some other tramp to do my bidding.
Trent: I un neeeed that.
Princess Ai: I'm not a tramp!
idoll famine: o_o [shares with ai]
ColinFarrell: Like your sister?
idoll famine: HEY NOW.
idoll famine: I was not in this.
ColinFarrell: Geeze man, what's with you guys and inbreeding?
Trent: Right, dude, she wasn't.
ColinFarrell: Are you the Moo Cow dude?
ColinFarrell: I forget.
Trent: So you can back off before I teach you the meaning of eating dirt.
idoll famine: Hey hey hey
idoll famine: I may molest my sister once in awhilE
ColinFarrell: What are you gonna do? Slap me again?
idoll famine: But that doesn't mean I'm inbreeding.
ColinFarrell: I've better things to do.
gene the man: Ai I just got an idea
ColinFarrell: I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend.
ColinFarrell has left the room.
Trent: That's what I thought!
Trent: >\ Now that this is over. Bye, Kristen.
idoll famine: o_o
Trent has left the room.