Happy Birthday Junior! I hope you have a good 14th birthday even if some of us can't buy you a gift that's like a box of chocolates. I hope you get what you want, if there's anything special in mind, and that it's the best you've had yet! ((Keyword: Yet))
You've finally caught up to your other friends and I'm right behind you!
I can't believe your still alive after all the things you've been through, I'm glad your still on AF and I'm glad to have met you! See ya around buddy!