Funny moments

[Celes Victoria]

Any funny moments or scenarios that happened to you or your friend before? Well, i rad some of these and decided to put them up here, they made me laugh for some time...well, if you have anything to share, do post them up here.

-I walked right into a flagpole while walking to the bus at school. I was saying goodbye to my friend and when i turned around, i hit it. Everyone was laughing at me so i started laughing too. I guess now i should listen when someone says to watch where you're going.

-My embarrassing moment is when i was at a festival with my cousin and we played a game together. Of course when we finished we had to put it back into the closet. As it turned out, the sound system that was broadcasting the music and announcements all through the festivals was in the closet, and the music was simply being picked up my a microphone. While we were in the closet we were talking about stuff we didn't want our parents to know.When we came out both my mom and my cousin's dad was laughing really hard. They told us that everyone at the festival heard about what we said-the sound system picked up every bit of our conversation. How embarrassing.

[Riyokin]

A funny moment of mine was last year I fell asleep in science class, I was done my work and i let my head fall back and I started to snore my teacher woke me up and everyone was laughing, then I started laughing.

~An embarassing moment of mine was when me and 3 friends were skipping class and sitting at a park, I decided to walk up the slide and my pants split, from in between the back pockets under inbetween the legs and up to my front pocket, we went to my house so I could get changed and I had to walk 4 blocks with my backpack between my legs, it was cold out that day

[Celes Victoria]

Oh right!XD I remember once i fell asleep during chinese class too and the teacher had the whole class to yell at me to wake up for a few minutes before i finally did. My friends laughed at me for ages after that.

[Sasaki_Kojiro]

gave a weird look to a cop once and then started to run and the cop ran after me and then i almost went to jail

[Celes Victoria]

You shouldn't have ran from him...he'll think you did something wrong and is feeling guilty, so you ran from him.
-cops were put up at waterfront to protect the minister one day when he was the guest of honour for some kind of performance or event i can't remember. My history teacher went in carrying a long black bag which contained his camera stand and it looked suspiciously like a weapon.All the cops were looking at him!Till he took out the camera stand himself and showed it to them then they looked away.

[White_Fang]

I remember today this morning when i noticed this van parked right next to our car and on the window was a notice taped up addressed to us: To my dear SFL xxxx S owner, if you have a second intention to scratch my car, pls do so and make it longer.P.S: thank you very much. you can always leave your contact no. and we can discuss about car scratching.
In my opinion, this guy is an absolute maniac.

[Martherus]

Ofcourse xD Mostly with my friend Eva..

Once Eva and I were riding on our bike and a jet-fighter flew in the sky, such an big noise! Anyway, we saw a movie that was based on a war, so my response was put my hands and arms over my head and Eva looked up tot that airplain so stupiidd xD We were laughing so hard, because it was just ridiculous ^^"

Ah, there is more.. but it's more fun for us, because we were there when it happened.

[DarkFireDemon]

Lots!

Once in 5th grade,me and 4 of my friends asked to go to the library so we could miss/waste some classtime.And before we left our teacher set the timer to 15 minutes and said when it goes off to come back,and she said she was going to be watching the time herself as well.So we got inside the library and walked around,and just whispered and stuff.And since I had the timer I put it up to my ear and said "It's ticking.......OMG it's a bomb!" we then threw it back and forth until one of them dropped it.It broke into like 6 pieces,and I put it together quickly.AFter awhile it went off and we started walking back to class.When we got there the teacher gave us a mean look,and she said "Ya'll have been gone for almost 40 minutes".All of us looked at eacother and laughed.It was stupid.

You know how buses have those iron things that stick out when it stops?And you're suppose to walk around them?Well in the morning my friend was getting on the bus,and not paying attention.And she ran into it,and fell down.Everyone on the bus was laughing.

Last year our class was doing a play,and anyway my friend Matt and some other girl were sitting on the bench on the stage(while acting),and there was a flower pot,and he was suppose to grab one and pull it out and give it to the other girl.Well he went to go grab it and he couldn't pull it out.He kept trying to pull a flower out for like 10 minutes until our teacher ran up there with scissors and had to cut it for him.XD.We still give him a hard time about that.

At school we were playing basktball.And anyway my friend has really bad aim,so when she went to throw the ball in the net she hit a lightbulb on the scoreboard.It broke,and everyone started cracking up.

In 4th grade,we were eating lunch in the classroom,and my teacher was playing the radio,and anyway some beat came on the radio guess everyone(but me) knew and all at once the class sang "When a man loves a woman" my teacher started laughing.

+lots more XD.I'll add more later if I get over being lazy.

[Sasaki_Kojiro]

You shouldn't have ran from him...he'll think you did something wrong and is feeling guilty, so you ran from him.
-cops were put up at waterfront to protect the minister one day when he was the guest of honour for some kind of performance or event i can't remember. My history teacher went in carrying a long black bag which contained his camera stand and it looked suspiciously like a weapon.All the cops were looking at him!Till he took out the camera stand himself and showed it to them then they looked away.

thats the point to run from the cops its fun

[Prophet of Death]

gave a weird look to a cop once and then started to run and the cop ran after me and then i almost went to jail

He probably just felt like scaring you. Cops like doing that

[Eris]

You shouldn't have ran from him...he'll think you did something wrong and is feeling guilty, so you ran from him.

Why the heck not? What are they going to do? Arrest you for resisting arrest? Innocent until proven guilty.

[LadyPSerenity]

Actually it is a crime to do that. You run from the cops it makes you appear guilty and they will have the right to drag you in and start questioning you.

You shouldn't have ran.

In terms of funny moments... really to have a funny moment it's almost always "You needed to be there." for it.

[Eris]

Actually it is a crime to do that. You run from the cops it makes you appear guilty and they will have the right to drag you in and start questioning you.

You shouldn't have ran.

In terms of funny moments... really to have a funny moment it's almost always "You needed to be there." for it.

They can question you, but it can't really lead to prosecution (unless you've comitted a crime that is). And they can hold you for so and so long, so I guess it's an option if you need a room for the night.

[Celes Victoria]

I totally agree with LadyPSerenity.I mean, why on earth would you want to run away from the cops?A normal person wouldn't.But yes, it's fun alright.
-This person went out on a tour with his cousin and dad and they were just driving to some destination when it began to rain. Both the boys were so disappointed, and the father, wanting to cheer them up said," I can make the rain stop, but only for a while." The boys were like," Really?!" So the dad said," Are you ready? 1,2,3...Abra Cadabra!" And the rain really stopped for a second before it started to fall again. The boy and his cousin was like," Omg, Dad, how'd you do that?" Then the car drove under another underpass.

[wolf-on-the-hunt]

ooh i have one!!! it's kinda embaressing but it allway's make me crack up XD
o.k. i was takeing a shower and while i was showering the pack (boy scout's but not boy's...teen's) came for a meeting or something and were sitting in thr liveing room talking. any ways i was trying to hold my chlothes and some shampoo i think, i saw them all siting there i jumped and feaked for a sec......-.-;; then my towel dropped.......i just stood there shocked and of couse they all stared XD i turned red and ran into my room and hid the rest of the night man that was emberessing!!! i couldnt go to the scout meeting's with out getting a look. they told my brother they liked the show more then the meeting and stuff like that...at least they thought i was hot, that's a good thing right??? lol man that was one hellofa night!!!!!

[Shadow Phoenix]

We were in the mall in detroit called northland mall...And we were playing around and we were taggin each other. I chased after him and he ran into the mean's rest room and when to hide in a Bathroom stall and it was a dude on The toilet behind him xDDDDD LOL!!!

[White_Fang]

Well, that's common incident. Many people accidently end up in the males' bathroom for no apparent reason, they they realise it the moment they see the guys and go run screaming. Well, take my mum for an example. She entered the males' toilet by mistake at the swimming pool. Pretty embarrasing.But i guess it's more embarrasing for you, Silent Destruction. All these sounds like embarrasing moments, more like. I remember once Jakiao accidently spilt milk on the keyboard and he had to clean it and then he took a picture of it. People thought the keyboard was burnt when they saw the photograph, but no, it wasn't burnt. It was an accumulation of dirt, dog hair and his own hair. Oh well. How dirty.

[Sakura Holic]

Lol. This is a fishy tale that happened with only me and my dad. I didnt think it was funny 'til now.
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My dad took me to fishing at the beach...so he was teaching me how to fish and all..
It's like...in the afternoon and my dad was sleeping. He said "If the line was moving, wake me up."
But I didnt wake him up when I saw my line tugged.
lol
So I grabed my pole and drag and reel it in. But it was too strong for me...So instead of pulling and tugging the fish. It was the opposite. So, I locked it and pull. But it didnt work.. I went all the way to the shallow waters and triped on a rock. I fell on the water...and accidentaly let go of the pole...so the pole was like alll the way in the deep water...and I cant swim...so I was like..."uh oh im in BIG trouble..." And dad woke up..saw me all wet and a pole missing...
"What happen to the pole and you?" o.O
Me..."Over there....." pointing to the ocean....
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And there was this time...my sister...she was walking in the hall reading her love letter from her b/f... she didnt know there was a wall in front of her...so she walked right in to it...making a loud BOOM sound. Then...there was a roach that went droped on her hair, scurring around, then went down to her shirt then in.
LMAO
She was screaming like hell. And when I mean in her shirt, I mean in her shirt!
xD You should've seen her jump up and down screaming. lol She even got a present afterwards. xD That's what she gets for not staying still...

[White_Fang]

that's so scary. I hate roaches, you know. And i thought she would see where's she's going!

[wolf-on-the-hunt]

lol man i hate roaches too!!!! oye another one is
i wanted to play with my dog dipper. she was haveing a doggie nightmare i guess plus i didnt know she was sleeping. so i jumped on her and barked she flipped out and atacked me i treid to get away but we fought then she relized it was me, she licked me and laid back down and went to sleep again lol XD thnx dipper!!!!! what a little bum hole.....

[White_Fang]

I have this big dog and he eats practically everything, you know...so what happened? One day i found him in the corner and he was licking up ants marching in a line. Then the next day he snapped up a bee and was sent to the hospital. Also he ate up the roaches as well. How perfectly terrible. One day he chased a guy around the house estate for 3 rounds and then the man chased the dog for 3 rounds around the estate as well. Call that a dog.

[wolf-on-the-hunt]

now that's a dog!!!!!!!lol i love animal's dey are de best!!!!!

[Elfy]

*ran around with rainbow socks and fairy wings at school
*ran into a pole while talking and staring at a guy I liked
*yelled "MOOO" out the window at passing cows

[egraceq]

Ha ha! All these thing-bobs are so funny! Ok, here's mine-

I was waiting for my school bus at my old school, which happens to be my bus stop, when a bunch of my old friends I hadn't seen for years got out of their own bus. I was greeting them, so filled with excitement, when my own bus pulled up behind the other bus. I didn't notice my bus, but the rest of my busmates did. Everyone of them even my best friend got on my bus, without telling me it was there. My old friends went on their way, and I looked around for my busmates. I looked down the street and saw my bus riding off into the distance! I still haven't compleatly forgiven them!

[Notthesameanymore]

Funny moments?...ok

Once my friends and I had a free oppurtunity to use the microphone and talk to the school and stuff, but the guy was just testing it first so we stole it and started singing the coconuts song. The one that goes, "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts fiddly dee!!" and we did a cancan.
Then these girls came by and started staring and we didn't care but he turned it off. Then we were all mad and stuff so one of us said, "Well that's ok the food sucks anyway."
And the mic was on, so we ran. cause our principal came in. TxT i still think that was mean we should've stuck with the cancan.

Another time, WAAAYYYY back when I was like 5 yrs old or somin i will never forget when I said I was running away.
Me: I'm running away! And I'm not coming back!
Mom: Ok...
Me: Okay, I'm all packed *only has an old blanket and some stuffed toys tied like a little sack you know like a hobo or somin* and I'm not coming back EVEER!!
Mom: Stop being silly and go wash the dishes.
Me: Fine I'm gone!..

*walks out about seven steps*
Me: MOM! aren't you coming to get me?!
Mom(from inside) :No....
Me:.......

*stands there*
Me: *goes to my older older brother!* can I have Taxi Fare and some warm milk please?
Sheldon(his name lol):.....*stares*.......LOL
Me: I'm serious!
Sheldon:......ROFL *can't breathe almost laughed into a coma*

Since then I have never attempted to run away again!^^ lol..nor will I ever drink Milk again