"Captain on deck!" the boy's exclaim! Throw a party in his name!
Just because he came online? Of course! He's one of a kind!
He pays for the site, and for the chat. That makes the hole in his bank account quite fat.
n00bs in chat think he's a bot! Hmm... Are they on pot?
No. He just sits there all of the time. Never talks about anything, never pays any mind.
They think he's scary & they think he's mean just because his text is not seen.
Hopfully they'll learn what I did. Kaitou Ace is a pretty nice kid.
He pays for the site, which hurts his funds. What's he get for it? Not even buns.
Why's he still do it? Nobody knows. Maybe for the pleasure of bossing you schmoes.
Kaitou Ace. Leader of the pack.
Once you cross him, no going back!
Kaitou Ace, best of the herd!
Kaitou ace... the superpowered adminning nerd.