**Dedicated to Graham for his smartness in the forums and for cheating Shikamaru at blackjack.**
Jakaio, Jakaio... Wherefore art thou, Jakaio?
"Here. Answering questions, Fending off pests."
What hole in yonder wallet breaks! You are losing money!
"I don't care. I get it by doing something easy... What I do best."
Do they ever ask how you get so rich? Ye must have a secret!
"I would never tell! Not on your life!"
What if I threatened to steal your money and leave you in the streets with no life!?
"How about instead you just take my wife?"
How, good sir, how do you acheive such gold?
"I cheat Shikamaru at blackjack all day. It's quite a thrill!"
When peasants beg your greatness for funding, how do you reply?"
"Leave me alone. You are unworthy. I'm not giving you jack, so chill."
In the forums I see you have quite a job!
"Yea. I clean up the mess of these n00bish slobs."
How did you ever obtain this weird weird job?
"I ate too many corn-on-the-cobs. Got drunk off of them. Made a mistake. Nah... Just kidding. That was a fake."
You show off your smarts with the queen of hearts.
You answer pests all day.
You are the resident dw33b.
You are EJK.