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    Default The Day I Saw A Fart

    Life was great until I found a pair of goggles on the ground.

    They were green and they were clean and they were round and they looked mean.

    I picked them up and I looked through. I saw the world in a different view.

    Everything looked so strange... I saw my home... On the range?

    "No, no, no. That's not right. Something's wrong. I must take flight!"

    I ran away from the odd view, and ran across something new.

    A man in grey, in front of me stood. He reached to pull down his hood.

    As he did, he dropped some change... Then I saw something strange...

    I never did figure out quite what they were... Till yesterday, it was a blur.

    As he bent to pick his change up, what I saw made me want to throw up!

    It caused an attack on my heart... on the day I saw a fart.

    I took off my goggles, and threw them down. When I did, I felt like a clown.

    My cheeks were red, like apples they were. A dog behind me lost it's fur.

    Even without the goggles, a green cloud I saw... I just stood there and gaped in awe...

    Never had I seen such a thing... My nostrils wanted to sing.

    "Ooh that smell!" they wanted to say... But my eyes said "another day."

    "Today is our pain, can't you see?" My nostrils said "No. But we pity thee!"

    Such is the pain that tore my senses apart... on the day that I saw a fart.
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    Isn't that a bit stereotypical? Not ALL old men fart when they bend over to pick up dimes. Also, what's with the goggles? However, it isn't emo.



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    uhhh strange man strange(but in a good way)...lol





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    Uh... very [I]poetic
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