**Dedicated to Princess Ai**
Forums. Posts. Topics. Replies. Spam. More spam. Green spam.
Such is what makes my forum the way it is.
People say I am too mean. "Don't close my posts!"
I say "Follow the rules. It's my jurasdiction. Mind your own biz."
Never have I been here a single day and not seen spam in my forum.
I've been here closing topics since they made me a mod on that day.
I tell them the rules. I try and I try, but no-one listens.
They stand in front of me trying to stop me, but I say "I'm closing this topic! Outta my way!"
I keep the forums clean.
The n00bs ask me why.
"Why delete my spammy rule breaking posts!?"
"Cause, Punk! I'm Princess Ai!"