I found a hilarious joke on the internet and thought i should share it with you all. ^^
There was a couple.
The husband liked to fart. ( yeah i know)
And whenever he farted, he shook the house.
one day, the wife got fed up with his farting hobbie and decided to take action.
So, she went to the husband and said, " if you keep farting so noisily, your intestines will eventually fall out!".
But the husband just kept on farting.
The wife went to plan B, she went to the grocery store and bought some pig intestine. When she got home, the husband was sleeping. The wife stuffed the intestines into his pants. When he woke up and proceeded to the washroom, all you heard was a scream. The the husband came out of the bathroom and said frantically, " luckily i have a fast reaction and stuffed it up just in time!"
so what do you think? >.>