Whats the funniest Lyrics you have heard??

[Buruku]

I did a search to see if a thread like this already existed, but to my surprise i didnt find anything.

So, like the title says, whats the funniest lyrics you have heard?

I once heard a song...and the ONLY words were this: " I want the whole Butt, not the Butt hole" over and over again. lol

i mean, maybe i'm just spectarded but thats just so funny to me. lol
I have more, but thats the first one that came to mind.

[poppy]

ahh funny
funniest i heard i cant remember the words but the song was called your missus is a nutter
something about her beating up all his big muscly friends it was funnier in the song

[Dr.McDoom!]

lolll. The funnyest lyrics i've heard were in Robbie Williams - Me and my monkey
"He sayed son you've ever been to vegas i sayed no well that's where we're goin' ... change your pants"

[Serj]

Funniest lyrics? Or song? I found funny lyrics. It's called "Like a Rat Does Cheese" by Tre Cool of Green Day. It's also wrong to some points. "DUI" is funny too. "Driving Under the Influence". Also by Tre Cool.

[choasking]

i would say south park that is some funnie lyrics esciaplly when cartman is cusing

[giantevilbunnie]

Constipated by Weird Al i luaghed so much i cried. its such a stupid song!

[Aeramis&Helenus4EVER!!!]

lol here are some lyrics from Institutionalized by Senses fail...when you hear him blabbering on and on it's twice as funny



I was in my room and I was like just sitting there staring at the wall thinking about
everything but then again I was thinking about nothing
And my mom came in and I didn't even realize she was there and she calls my
name but I didn't even hear it, and she started screaming BUDDY! BUDDY!
And I go:
What, what's the matter?
And she goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
There's nothing-wrong Mom.
And she goes:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't
you get me a pepsi?
And she goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking.
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go:
Mom just give me a Pepsi please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Pepsi.

[giantevilbunnie]

XD thats a good one!

[Buruku]

yeah...about the song i mentioned earlier, it was sung by a guy who was like 6'8 and he was completely bald and wore nothing but a leopard-skined diaper.....now thats funny. lol just thought i'd add that....

[Ωmega]

anything from Steven or Liam Lynch....those guys are great.....I highly suggest you find their tracks, seeing as how all thier music is for humor purposes (Steven Lynch has been on comedy central...hes the guy with the guitar who sings instead of normal stand-up)

[Aeramis&Helenus4EVER!!!]

anything from Steven or Liam Lynch....those guys are great.....I highly suggest you find their tracks, seeing as how all thier music is for humor purposes (Steven Lynch has been on comedy central...hes the guy with the guitar who sings instead of normal stand-up)

ARE U SERIOUS!!? II LOVE HIM!! YES!! thank you! now i FINALLY know what his name is! he is hilarious!

[Tsuna Kadiri]

I would say it, but it's.. inappropriate. <_< Very.

Just go download "Mad Professor" by ICP, and you'll see what I mean.

[Gandizzl]

Hmmm...
Maybe either "Gameshow" or "Mad Proffesor" from ICP.
Or no, "The Internet Is For Porn" by Avenue Q, nothing beats that one.

[Saykinz]

id have to say Omish Paradise by wied Al most of his songs are funny.

[Opinionated]

The entire Chic 'N Stu by SOAD.


"Mow down the sexy people!!" ~Kill Rock and Roll~SOAD

"Oh, the day, we will take their body parts!"~SOAD


I got one more, but the censors would murder me.

[Batman's Assistant]

i'd have to say
GREEN DAY- it's a song, at my school, i know it and all my freinds do too



"roll roll roll it up, twist it at the end, ligh tit up and take a sip and pass it to your freinds."

lol

[Aeramis&Helenus4EVER!!!]

lol, i love emos, but The Emo Song, is hilarious, here's the last part of it(my fav. part =P)

my parents just don't get me you know. they think i'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. well, a couple of guys. but i mean, it's the 2000s. can't 2.....or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay? i mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. i don't know diary, sometimes i think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend. . . . i feel like tacos

[FierceFeli.]

Llama llama song xD

heres a llama, theres a llama
and another little llama
funny llama fuzzy llama
llama llama DUCK!
llama llama chesecake
llama tablet brick potato llama
llama llama mushroom
laama llama llama DUCK!

xD annoying enough to get into your brain and eat it! xD

[enigma unit 01]

banana banana banana teracotta,
banana teracotta teracotta pie...
treat the feet... to the sweet... milky seat
(hilarious)

[Aeramis&Helenus4EVER!!!]

Llama llama song xD

heres a llama, theres a llama
and another little llama
funny llama fuzzy llama
llama llama DUCK!
llama llama chesecake
llama tablet brick potato llama
llama llama mushroom
laama llama llama DUCK!

xD annoying enough to get into your brain and eat it! xD

*sings another par*
I WAS ONCE A TREE HOUSE!
I LIVED IN A CAKE!
BUT I NEVER SAW THE WAY THE ORANGE SLAYED THE RAKE!
I WAS ONLY 3 YEARS DEAD, BUT IT TOLD A TALE.
NO NOW LISTEN, LITTLE CHILD, TO THE SAFTEY RAIL!!!

ilove the llama song, i love llamas!! lol the lyrics make NO sense!l

[Spike13]

The funniest lyrics I have heard is in the theme for one piece. Have you listened to thoughs words? Lol.

[Kurumirina]

I think it is Slim Anus From ICP
"Hi Kids Do you like Anus?
I let Dr. Dre do me to be famous
Hi my anus...needs to be filled up
and I try to touch her hands but I need me a man
I'm the radio'z wonder boy"

ohh yeah and the one from Eminem ~ F**k
"I'm all out of gas,
Ohh no your finger just flirter my butt
Ohh that hurts!! Take it out now,
Ohh aww wait a min...put it back in..In In In
That doesn't mean I gay...I don't like men "

hmm...yeah one more from Anal lady ~ I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
I just saw the gayest Guy On Earth...it just goes on like that..with the BG music goin like this....his best friend is joyany...he always hand around bosten...he owns a madercies T-Shirt

yeah I know...I heard very weird songs..O_o

[Gandizzl]

I just have to add "Mr.Bungle - The Girls Of Porn"
You can find the lyrics here!

[Aeramis&Helenus4EVER!!!]

The bum bum song by Tom Green. lol its so immature but so funny!!!

[Damon R.]

lol, i love emos, but The Emo Song, is hilarious, here's the last part of it(my fav. part =P)

my parents just don't get me you know. they think i'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. well, a couple of guys. but i mean, it's the 2000s. can't 2.....or 4 dudes make-out with each other without being gay? i mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. i don't know diary, sometimes i think you're the only one that gets me, you're my best friend. . . . i feel like tacos

Lol, I love that song. :3

I think the funniest part in the "I Must Be Emo" song is:

...I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face, I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs, Cause I feel real deep when I’m dressing in drag, I call it freedom of expression they just call me a ***, 'Cause their dudes who look like chicks, And their chicks look like dykes-- Because emo is one step below transvestites