Have you ever wondered who Santa Clause really is?
Is he Chris Cringle? St. Nicholas? Just a really chubby pedophile in a funny red suit who sneaks into your house once a year to give a gift to small children in the middle of the night?
I think the answer ma be even far more sinister than that. Santa is the engine bhind a coorporate machine of greed. He is a symbol of selfishness that continues to foster a me first, me only attitude in children. He is a spokesman for "entitlement". The concept of getting everything for doing nothing.
This has led me to believe that Santa (as Bobby Bouchers mama would say)...*dramatic pause*...is the Devil!!!
Think about it a second. The signs all point to it.
1) Santa wears a RED suit http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...evil_santa.jpg. The Devil is often depicted in RED http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...m/devil-5g.gif.
2) Santa comes down the FIREplace http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ceWithFire.jpg. The Devil is said to live in hell where it burns with FIRE .
3) Santa has evil minions (elves) http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...s,%2520Elf.jpg. The Devil has evil minions (demons) http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...n-tattoo-1.gif.
4) And the most obvious reason of all, if you rearange the letters in the name SANTA you can get SATAN.
Seal up your chimneys next Christmas .