My Christmas Jingle.....

[gothic_neko_youkai]

Ok....this is what happens when you are forced to listen to Christmas music at work AND don't have anything better to do than
write about it. Enjoy XD

Warning: Dont take offense to this, its just for fun and making fun of all those damn remade Holiday tunes that drive us all up the wall....cept for the happy people @_@

Jessi's Christmas Jingle ~aka~ A Christmas Dreamers Nightmare


Tis the season to be merry, is it wrong to think Santas scary? Why is it bad I sing all the crude holiday tunes? Screw being jolly, I'll be gloomy like Scrooge. I demand a LOT for Christmas; just one thing wont settle for me. So you'd better leave a TON of presents under that damn tree. Or else later, while you conspire by the fire; I'm gonna stab you with barbed wire.

It's not gonna be a silent night when I'm busting up all your ugly Christmas lights. Your little brats are going to be crying
when they find their stockings full of coal due to incesant whining. Throughout all the holiday years you will always remember how the head got chopped off your plastic reindeer. So to anyone out there thats dreaming of a peaceful Chrsitmas...beware.
I'm hellbent on making it a nightmare....

>__>;; Yea....so there is my song....

[Capernicus]

hahaha I love it! *rocks to his mock-Christmas tunes*

[Nespa]

hahaha, thats funny looks a bit like the twelfe pains of christmas song

[gothic_neko_youkai]

Lol
I was worried I was going to be bad repped for this...but if I am oh well
This is my new holiday song because all the remade ones (majority of them at least) suck

[Raven]

Hahh, thats great! I hate x-mas so much, and the music is the worst. (seriously, how often can the same song be remade?) I am so eternaly grateful I don't have to listen to x-mas music or watch x-mas movies where I work. My heart goes out to you.

[Nespa]

Hahh, thats great! I hate x-mas so much, and the music is the worst. (seriously, how often can the same song be remade?) I am so eternaly grateful I don't have to listen to x-mas music or watch x-mas movies where I work. My heart goes out to you.

what i find really weird is, every year you get a greatest x-mas hits cd and they are always the same songs. My mom says it's for the next generation but they can buy the last years greatest hits cd if ya ask me.

[Raven]

what i find really weird is, every year you get a greatest x-mas hits cd and they are always the same songs. My mom says it's for the next generation but they can buy the last years greatest hits cd if ya ask me.

Lol! I know, odd, idn't it. I mean, it's the exact same music, maybe a different singer, ok, maybe another instrument in the background, but good night! How many x-mas cd's do you need?

[Darrmyth]

Rock on \m/ woot christmas time ish here soon

[gothic_neko_youkai]

Only....seventeen more days or so.... >.<

I am working on my own version of "The twelve Days of Christmas"
And I am going to find a way to involve AF in on it to >=D lol it will be funny and I will post it here when its done

[Phantasmagore]

Hey, if your 12 days of Christmas is as good as your jingle, will you let me use it in my Mimir short story along with the jingle? -begs and grovels-

[gothic_neko_youkai]

Hey, if your 12 days of Christmas is as good as your jingle, will you let me use it in my Mimir short story along with the jingle? -begs and grovels-

You know it ^_~

[Phantasmagore]

Schweeeeeeeeeeeet!!! -dances about-