Ok....this is what happens when you are forced to listen to Christmas music at work AND don't have anything better to do than
write about it. Enjoy XD
Warning: Dont take offense to this, its just for fun and making fun of all those damn remade Holiday tunes that drive us all up the wall....cept for the happy people @_@
Jessi's Christmas Jingle ~aka~ A Christmas Dreamers Nightmare
Tis the season to be merry, is it wrong to think Santas scary? Why is it bad I sing all the crude holiday tunes? Screw being jolly, I'll be gloomy like Scrooge. I demand a LOT for Christmas; just one thing wont settle for me. So you'd better leave a TON of presents under that damn tree. Or else later, while you conspire by the fire; I'm gonna stab you with barbed wire.
It's not gonna be a silent night when I'm busting up all your ugly Christmas lights. Your little brats are going to be crying
when they find their stockings full of coal due to incesant whining. Throughout all the holiday years you will always remember how the head got chopped off your plastic reindeer. So to anyone out there thats dreaming of a peaceful Chrsitmas...beware.
I'm hellbent on making it a nightmare....
>__>;; Yea....so there is my song....