I had an urge to make a thread and heres the result.
I dont know about you, but i find my teachers stupid. And occasionally i hear them say stupid things. It helps to make fun of them so post your teachers stupid (and partialy funny) comments here. Or your stupid things you said to teachers.
A not so funny to you than to me conversasion.
Title: Art class retard.
Setting: Art class
Teacher's chi: dark and evil.
Girl: Do ducks have feathers?
Teach: Yes they do. They are flattened one their sides.
Me: Not baby ducks, there puffy.
Teach: Good point.
Girl: baby ducks are cute.
Me: No, they're just puffy.
Teach: No they're cute
Teach: I find them cute.
Me: i find em puffy.
Teach: Go to the office.
Me: For what!
Teach: For talking back.
In case you didnt notice, I was the retard.
Hope your stories have a better ending.