When its early in the mornings and I've had a few beers in me(and some rum) I like to start controvesy, and the main topic we can start with is the Legend of Zelda game coming out. Lets look at the facts shall we:
First off it is based off the poorly developed and thought out game Wind Waker, having so many flaws, I can name 20 big ones, but will only do it unless it is requested. With that being said we will now look at the poorly given title Twilight Princess. LOOK AT ITS ABBREVIATION PEOPLE. TP is good for one thing and one thing only, so you can use your imaginations on that one. Last but not least, the poor upgrades they gave the game. While almost changing nothing about the last few games that have come out, the Legend of Zelda series always manages to add one pointless element in each game, so they can claim that their games aren't all the same *cough bullpoop*. Alright people, turning into a werewolf is way beyond gay, and has to be by far the worst element in a Zelda game to date, being also very unimaginative. This proves that Zelda is running out of ideas and at this point is running soley on the name itself. The game isn't gonna be good, although many of you will play the game so much you will force yourselves to like it just to stay a diehard fan. Which is fine by me, by all means go right ahead and do what makes you happy. I'm just here to state the facts. But if I may stretch my wings out a bit, and to jus vaguely guess on whats going to be in the game, I'm going to guess it involves one or all of the following:
2. A dungeon
3. A small key
4. A huge key mainly used to open the boss doors
5. A hero who is an elf, representing the hero Link
6. Something gay to keep making me think poorly upon all Zelda games
7. Nothing new to surprise the players who have been playing it for so long
8. Hopefully a message telling people to stop playing now and save your lives for something useful.
Its a far stretch, I know, but don't yell at me when it comes true.