In Which He Bids All Farewell And Takes His Leave
It saddens me deeply, but I will be unable to return here to post in the next year or two. I may be able to every once in a while, but generally speaking I won't be back for some time.
The Cause Of His Untimely Disappearance
I'm trying to save up enough money to buy a house. I'm about sick of staying with my parents or sharing a room with a friend. I want a place of my own already, and the only way I'll ever get one is if I start saving now.
His Great Grief And Subsequent Mourning
Yes, that is the truth and not just some corny subtitle that popped into my head. I really did get upset for a few moments after the gravity of what I'm doing really sank in and took hold. I'm isolating myself from so many great friends and good times for an indeterminate amount of time. As Charlie Brown would say, "Good grief."
A Parting Note To His Successors And Friends
Any n00bs who happen to wander in here and read this, pay attention. Listen to the mods and admins. It also doesn't hurt to listen to some of the senior members. Don't double-post, and make everything you do and say count. As to all of my friends and acquaintances of old (or those I've made more recently), farewell and happy posting. Please keep Bean and the others happy while I'm gone, as I would hate to come back and there have been a member-mod war in my absence. (Plus it would really suck if everyone was in a bad mood when I get back.)
Best of wishes,
PS Sorry for the corny title.