"whooops forgot to put on the gas"
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"whooops forgot to put on the gas"
I'm not crazy...the world is the crazy one
"You don't mind if we cut off your leg?"
Oops.
When a doctor says that I'm already scared
"What is that?!"
Last edited by BrittyBott; 07-20-2005 at 11:19 PM.
Honey, how you gonna make it on your own? When you wake up in the night,And see the stars just city lights,And you can't find home?
Ok this is the first operation I've done for 50 years, so here we go.
nerse go long
I'm not crazy...the world is the crazy one
Whoopsie daisy!
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Uh oh it looks like i got the wrong patient.
my sence of humor sucks butttt...
"OMG YOUR BLEEDING FROM THE INSIDE
oh wait thats only the ketchup you had for lunch~~
*whispers* damn i told them she was a npo..."
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Just turn around while I get the tube
was that your heart i cut out...opps.
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"Hahaha look at the size of that tumor..haha omg that is the biggest tumor i ever seen..wait it looks like it's benign..wait no im just playing it's malignant hahaha."
My sense of humour is way worst than yours princess. V.V
Ok lets see....
1- "I tend to get sick and faint around blood, so try not to bleed so much okay?"
2- "Nurse hand me that cutty-pokey thingy over there"
3- "Are you sure That suppossed to go there?"
4- "Nurse prepare for your night shift at the mourge...(for stupid people that means your gonna die...)
If my past dosn't haunt you, my future will. If I didn't love you then, i'll love you now. Don't worry. I'll start over new, Get over it, and recover.
This is during a G.I. operation:
"Oops, I lost a contact lens. Oh well, I can still see where your stomach is... " :: starts cutting your heart open ::
Not that funny, I know, but I couldn't think of anything else at the moment.
Zero
Nurse: Doctor...I'm not sure that goes in there
Doctor: Oh well, It's not like he'll notice it....
-FMA18-New signature soon, hopefully. =3
Well, if the doctor after the operation was finished started assuring you that there is nothing to worry about for no apparant reason...
Hey look, Japan made a movie about me!
doctor: so r we on for tonight?
nurse: yeah. eight right?
doctor:i dont know, it looks like a heathy spleen to me..
nurse:all i said is it might be the spleen....
*pokes internal organ* heh *poke* heheh *pokity poke poke* HAHAHAHA!!!
doctor:oh my god! what is that?
doctor: scalple
nurse: scalple *hands cutting tool*
doctor: pliars
nurse: pliars *hands pliars*
doctor: duck
nurse: duck *hands doctor a quacking duck*
duck: QUACK
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Doctor: What?! You replaced the blood with cool aid?!!
-FMA18-New signature soon, hopefully. =3
"Always wanted to do that." after the operation.
"Well, I've got good news, and I've got bad news."
"C**p, were'd I leave my hotdog?" after open surgery
"Hehehe, squishy."
"Here goes nothing."
"D*mn, we sealed up, but we have a leftover piece."
Thats all I can think of.
doctor: nerse did he sign the malpractice waver?
nerse: no
doctor: oh f***
I'm not crazy...the world is the crazy one
Doctor:Good and bad news.
:Patient: whats the bad..
:doctor: your going to die in 7 days..
:Patient: so whats the good. O.O
:doctor: i've just saved a load of money by switching to geico.
:Patient: .......
:doctor:
~I hate those geico commercials~
"ok, was that there befor we opened you?"
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Doctor: " Um..We've just replaced your heart with a baked potato.. "
Patient: " What the..!? "
Doctor: " You have about..five seconds left to live.. "
>>;
Things the doctor HAVE told to me..
"Well, we did'nt know it could grow back."
"You know you died on the table."
Things I wish I did'nt want to hear...
"He's awake!"
"Don't move, put him under again."
Funny things..
"Has anyone seen my watch?"
"Dude, where's my ring?"
"Hey, what's a tampon doing in here anyway?"
*joins in the M.D. punchline...
here's one that I can think of:
"Where is the engine.... *while looking into operated patient*
'nough said...
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