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    Default things u wouldnt want ur doctor to say during an operation

    "whooops forgot to put on the gas"


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    Oops.

    When a doctor says that I'm already scared



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    Ok this is the first operation I've done for 50 years, so here we go.

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    nerse go long


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    Whoopsie daisy!
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    Uh oh it looks like i got the wrong patient.

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    my sence of humor sucks butttt...

    "OMG YOUR BLEEDING FROM THE INSIDE

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    was that your heart i cut out...opps.
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    Ok lets see....

    1- "I tend to get sick and faint around blood, so try not to bleed so much okay?"
    2- "Nurse hand me that cutty-pokey thingy over there"
    3- "Are you sure That suppossed to go there?"
    4- "Nurse prepare for your night shift at the mourge...(for stupid people that means your gonna die...)


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    This is during a G.I. operation:

    "Oops, I lost a contact lens. Oh well, I can still see where your stomach is... " :: starts cutting your heart open ::

    Not that funny, I know, but I couldn't think of anything else at the moment.

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    Well, if the doctor after the operation was finished started assuring you that there is nothing to worry about for no apparant reason...



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    doctor: so r we on for tonight?
    nurse: yeah. eight right?

    doctor:i dont know, it looks like a heathy spleen to me..
    nurse:all i said is it might be the spleen....

    *pokes internal organ* heh *poke* heheh *pokity poke poke* HAHAHAHA!!!

    doctor:oh my god! what is that?

    doctor: scalple
    nurse: scalple *hands cutting tool*
    doctor: pliars
    nurse: pliars *hands pliars*
    doctor: duck
    nurse: duck *hands doctor a quacking duck*
    duck: QUACK
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    Doctor: What?! You replaced the blood with cool aid?!!
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    "Always wanted to do that." after the operation.
    "Well, I've got good news, and I've got bad news."
    "C**p, were'd I leave my hotdog?" after open surgery
    "Hehehe, squishy."
    "Here goes nothing."
    "D*mn, we sealed up, but we have a leftover piece."
    Thats all I can think of.

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    *joins in the M.D. punchline...

    here's one that I can think of:

    "Where is the engine.... *while looking into operated patient*

    'nough said...

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