Math can be fun to.....

[bakakame]

Ok, anyone who know's me knows I like math, using logical thinking, etc.

Well, was talking to a friends the other day and he handed me this paper mathematically proving that women are evil. I may not agree with it, but it's still kinda funny, so tell me what you think.

to start, women = time x money

since time = money, then women = money x money

money is the root of all evil, so money = (sqrt)evil

evil = money^2

women = money x money = money^2

therefore: women = evil

[sanokidsasuke]

Wow that's..............deep It actually makes sense. But women aren't evil everyone knows that. Not as a whole at least, I've seen them come pretty bad especially nowadays. Math is good stuff when your teacher isn't an old hag

[Ωmega]

i am personally offended. women arent the only evil sex. have you heard of any famous evil women? no. hitler, sadam, bin laden are all men. your friend was extremly bored to come up with something as stupid as that "equation"

[Dyne]

i am personally offended. women arent the only evil sex. have you heard of any famous evil women? no. hitler, sadam, bin laden are all men. your friend was extremly bored to come up with something as stupid as that "equation"

Erzsebet Bathor, Imelda Marcos, Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider...lol, yea, I know they arent famous.

But she is right...women do not equal evil. There are good men and women, as well as evil men and women.

[Ami~chan]

Gosh guys, it's only humor! No need to take it so seriously! I've seen that before, and I think it's plain funny.

And yes, I love math ^^

[Dyne]

Gosh guys, it's only humor! No need to take it so seriously! I've seen that before, and I think it's plain funny.

And yes, I love math ^^

Lol, I know! Just agreeing with my momma! Math is, uh...no comment.

[Fallon Piper Fawn]

I'm not evil, I can get angry of course! Anyone can and will with the right circumstances, it's life.
As for math.....not my thing, I know enough to get by though.
I do have a friend that is really into quantum physics though, shes 19 and in her 6th year of collage.Makes me feel inferrior

[Gjallarhorn]

thats awesome......halarious....

similar to the Transitive Property of algebra.....funny....although having a girlfriend does involve a lot of money and time so i gotta agree with that.....and in order to get married you need to give the woman a big ring, which costs a lot of money, and in order to get that money you need to spend a lot of time working.... i find this to be quite disturbing....

Guys are definatly more evil than girls though....we're naturally agressive and dominating.....

[The Wing Man]

That is very funny and i think that whoever came up with that had a good idea.^.^
Math is the most important subject.

[pyrothunder336]

that was pretty funny and it sounds like whoever made this has a lot of time on his hands

[kaisen]

haha xD Women aren't evil...lol But we can be when... erm... needed? haha. Personally I don't like math, I mean doing math but I like listening to the teacher talking about math ^^;;; women = evil = wrong ... concluded xD

[Zedekiah]

You mean your original friend came up with his own individual thoughts on the topic?

Or he just ripped off an old internet joke that has been out there as long as "All your base are belong to us".

Great work, Logical man.

[bakakame]

I dunno where he got it, he just showed it to me and I thought it was funny enough to post.

[sanokidsasuke]

Well that kills the originality but it's still funny I'm sure that girls will try to figure something out to pay us back now lol Much respect to the ladies

[stigmatize]

I see the humour of it, but women are definitely not evil...or at least not unless they want too. Hehehe.

Math can be fun, depending on what kind of math it is.

[Eris]

This is old and blatantly flawed.

money is the root of all evil, so money = (sqrt)evil

Since we all know evil is something negative, you obviously can't obtain the square root of it; well you can - but you will get an imaginary number, and neither women nore money are to my knowledge imaginary.

[Chibi Misao]

Math can be fun when im dead bored....There was this one time when i was really bored, so i did some math questions as revision....and the crazy thing was, i kinda got addicted to answering the questions....O___O So i think math can be fun, but additional maths is hell!!

[-Batman-]

there are no evil women, some are just...happily agressive.
there are no ever men, some are just...agressivly happy.

make sense? probly not.

[Nullpunkt]

Since we all know evil is something negative, you obviously can't obtain the square root of it; well you can - but you will get an imaginary number

So? Haven't you ever heard of i^2? Just because a number is imaginary doesn't mean it can't exist. Imaginary numbers play an important role in algebra, trigonometry and calculus. I may have only gotten a 26 on the math portion of the ACT, but I got a 36 on reading comprehension... so I'm pretty damn sure I understood what I read about imaginary numbers.

Zero

[Eris]

So? Haven't you ever heard of i^2? Just because a number is imaginary doesn't mean it can't exist. Imaginary numbers play an important role in algebra, trigonometry and calculus. I may have only gotten a 26 on the math portion of the ACT, but I got a 36 on reading comprehension... so I'm pretty damn sure I understood what I read about imaginary numbers.

Zero

But you forget the laws of pseudo-math, money isn't complex or imaginary, it's real.

Any way, you can't just rush ahead and do

money = sqrt(-good)
money = sqrt(good)i
women = sqrt(good*good)*i^2 = -sqrt(good^2) = -good = evil

Why? Any positive number has two roots: n and -n.

women = -sqrt(good^2) = -1 * +- good = +-good

Which is kind of logical, women are both good and evil.

[bakakame]

*sigh* was hoping people would view this with a more open sence of humor... oh well

[Deathbyspartan]

haha i found that a bit funny but well the woman are not gonna like that hahah but dont talk algrabra its just mamthmatcial balls lol i hate algrbra i try to esacpe it from school now its on af *rocks back and forth*

[Envy><]

O.O what the hell?!!

[Uchiha Ulquiorra]

I like math too, and that was funny

[Himura Enishi]

the amount of free time some people have......