Originally Posted by
demonplight
Take over the world? Simple. Develop a plague that needs a vaccine, not to cure it but to stop the effects, and its spread. Why? You don’t want the next generation to have the disease. Now while the world is bowing down to you. You need to take action to make sure that your control doesn’t slip. With your new found power you need to take over a military. But which one. I would choose Russia’s. simply put a lot of cheap crap. The US military is a little to power full for you to tackle quite yet. Now with Russia’s military, you need to invade a rich, but weak nation. I would choose the Kuwait. Oil is power, and the west wont mess with you if you have nukes, and you do. Russia’ nukes are cheap, and easy to get, just ask China. Now that you have oil, you need to move on to the next oil rich, weak nation. But be careful the west has now established its self in the other Opec nations. So you use your new found oil riches to reek havoc on the west, how? Destroy their oil refineries, thus raising the cost of gas, and destroying the US’s economy. While the US in chaos, all of NATO is yours for the taking. Remember that The US is NATO, and the UN. So blitz threw Western Europe. Don’t leave soldiers to hold it, just destroy every thing. You will now hold back on the “cure” if they haven’t already copied it. If they have don’t worry. Mustard gas is in Russia’s arsenal. And it to is cheap. Did I mention that all of Russia is for sale, and cheap. ^^. Now remember the lessons of WWII. Don’t try to take all the world at once. You have Europe, and a large chunk of Asia. So just set tight.
You now win the minds and souls of Europe. Good, you bought them. I know Euro trash. What can I say, Europe’s for sale too. Just cost more than Russia. Now you need to move south. Africa. This will be easy. Why, AIDs, and you new plague has all but killed every one down there. The rest. Well feed them and move them to Europe. This is a good idea because you can keep control of them while they are surrounded by your drones.
Now you must mow over the middle east. Nuke it to Hell. Don’t even try, they are crazy, kill them all, or you will be slow to a crawl. Since your forces arnt held down in the middle east, you need to invade Canada, and Mexico. Why invade the US from the North, an 2000 mile long un protected border, with a very large and weak nation to the north, easy, now just hold that land. Now in Mexico. Just take it over and wind the minds of the people to the south. Why? You will need them to invade the south. After you have a firm hold on Mexico, and it’s population, you need to invade the US, you will have to use all you nuclear weapons, but not yet. Poor in from the south into California. You need to work your way up the coast kill every one, the people of the us have alots of guns. Every where, so no one is friendly. Take over the west coast. And at the same time come down from Canada you have to bomb NY city, Boston, Washington, and destroy every power plant. Kill. Now that the US has lost all of its coast, the navy is stuck at sea. This is bad. The US navy is big and mean. You must hunt down all the Ohio class bombers. Do this with you acula class subs from Russia. But be careful, the Sea wolves, and the LA class attack subs will be out there, and they can take any thing you have. But Russia’s navy is well expendable. So take the bombers at all cost. Good you got them. Now take out the US bomber forces, you can do this while hunting down the bombers. Yes do that. Now that you have all the bombers and the subs, the US nuclear triad is down to missile silos. Nuke them first. Mover your forces north and south of the borders, and nuke every major city, and then move back in. there must be no one left. The US is a problem because they have freedom, and love it. We have to enslave them and turn them into farmers to feed the world.
Now Asia. China must come first.
Ok good you chose nukes. Good the world population is now down to about 5 billion down from 6.25 we are off to a start. Now North Korea. Watch out Lil Kim has nukes too. So just bombe him first, not with nukes, but with Chemical weapons. If they people suffer, and are sick they will not revolt. You just enslave them because you may need them from food for the soldiers you will need in India. Now go south threw South Korea. This will be a walk in the park. Remember the US is dead. Just take it. Good you got it. Now to Japan, and Taiwan. Japan will be easy too. But the US carriers will either be there or in Taiwan. So be careful. Japan you got them, oh they killed them selves, eeh saved you the trouble. Now Taiwan. Nuke.
Good now India, nuke them too. Taking on the responsibilities of a 3rd world country that cant hold its own weight you don’t need.
Now all that is left is well south America. Invite them to the ruins of the US, and turn them into farmers. Good the world is yours and the population is a good 3 billion
well that came to mind
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