What Naruto characters would never say

[~s~a~n~g~o~c~h~a~n~]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! that made my day, thank you

you are welcome,it's good to know that i can make somebodys day!^^

[Nespa]

Gaara:...EVERYBODY DO THE HAMSTERS DANS.. *crouches down* die die do

Sasuke: *looks in miror* i have a bad hair day

[*.:Endless Sky:.*]

Sasuke is sitting on the couch with a large sized potato chip bag, crunching away like Chouji.
Sakura enters.
Sakura: Sasuke?!
Sasuke turns slowly and grins with some chips stuck in his teeth. (EWW)
Sasuke: Ah, Sakura, my sweet. What brings you to my home?
Sakura: You've been missing a lot of training...are you okay?
Sakura attempts to get by a mountain of trash to feel Sasuke's forehead.
Sasuke thinks a bit.
Sasuke: Weelll....I've decided screw the whole "My brother must die" thing...
Sakura: Ummm....didn't you swear you would? You're letting it pass you by so quickly?
Sasuke looks offended.
Sasuke: Sakura! How DARE you say I should kill my brother. He's a nice, sweet man.
Sakura whispers to herself.
Sakura: Yeah right....I bet he doesn't even give a crap for his friends...if he has any...
Sasuke: HEY!!! I heard that!
Sasuke attempts to get up but falls back down on the couch because of his new weight.
Sasuke: Get out...you're in my personal bubble...OUT OUT OUT!!!
Sakura: OKAY OKAY!!! I'm going!

An hour later
Sasuke dials a number.
Person: Hello and thank you for calling Hidden Leaf Pizza. How may I help you?
Sasuke: I would like 4 large cheese pizzas, 7 orders of spicy chicken wings, and 2 orders of garlic knots.
Person: Okay. It'll be done in about 2 hours. Thank you for choosing Hidden Leaf Pizza. Have a nice afternoon.
Sasuke: You too

The End

Sasuke....I'm sorry T_T

[Ansatsusha_18]

hahahahahaha Nicely done! that was really good haha!

[koguryo]

Akatsuki members:Let's stop going after the Kyuubi.

Kakashi:I think I'll stop reading the Makeout Series.

Orochimaru:I'm going to stop using the immortatlity technique.

[Surgeon General]

Naruto: I'm so annoying no one loves me *Jumps off Cliff*
Sasuke: Why did you leave me Naruto I loved you so much?
Sakura: The truth is that I really love Hinata.
Lee: Sexy No Jutsu

I'm sorry if these are on the weird side.

[Nespa]

Itachi: *pulls out weapon and turns to kisame* need..sushi..now

Kisame: *runns of* mommmmmmmmmmmmmmy!

Deidra: why arent we just wearing black cloaks
Itachi: because dracula owns the patent on that.

naruto: i hate ramen...but i love sasuke..

[Spectre]

Neji:Hinata.....I love you
Sakura:I love you naruto
Naruto:I hate ramen

[Aisu Hinate]

Haha, I started a thread like this awhile back. Anyway.

Gaara~ Please Hinata. Marry Me!!

Naruto~ Hey Sasuke Lets o get our nails polished together
Sasuke~ Sure. I was going to go yesterday, but I had to go shopping at the mall.

Kakashi~ You pass. You pass. You pass. You pass.

Orochimaru~ Marie had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Marie had a little lamb who's... (Uh... I forget how the rest goes)

Haku~ I look like a girl, but those fanboys who think I'm hot I'm sorry to dissapoint you but I'm actually a boy.

Zabuza~My favorite thing to do is sit in the sun and pick flowers

[Yukari]

Post removed due to language

[Nespa]

Naruto: i wanna invite gaara to our picknic sasuke
Sasuke: no
Naruto: ..why not?
Sauke: because he always bring those discusting sand cookies with him and he somehow manages to get sand between our buns.
Naruto:... you just afraid we are gonna beat you in another mud fight arent you?
Sasuke:.....you know me to wel..

[chuunin7]

In this story, Naruto and Sasuke are lovers..

One day...
Naruto: where is my darling, Sasuke? (walk around over the Konoha village just want to see sasuke)
Naruto: (sigh) oohh.. Sasuke, my darling.. my honey,, i miss you sooo much!!! WHERE ARE YOU DARLING!!!!!

At the different place...
Sasuke: Please.. I can't do this, kakashi sensei... I have Naruto already..
Kakashi: But sasuke, I love you more than Naruto! I began to love you since I first met you.
Sasuke: but.. Naruto...
Kakashi: (Hug sasuke) don't say naruto's name in front of me.. I love you..
Naruto: (suddenly comes out) SASUKE!!??? How dare you cheating on me!!!! you said i'm the only one!!!
Sasuke: Na - naruto...? This is a misunderstanding, (push Kakashi) he is the one who force me!
Kakashi: Sa-sa-sasuke?
Sasuke: I really can't do this Kakashi sensei.. you are always my teacher.. nothing else!
Kakashi: (Sobbing) How could you...! (run away and crying)
Naruto: Sasuke, so i'm really the only 1 for you?
Sasuke: of course, my honey...
So, Naruto and Sasuke hugging... And the sun is setting.. What a beautiful love story.. and before i forgot, Naruto and Sasuke will get married next month.. who want to come and see, can go to Konoha!!^^;





Somewhere out there.. Sakura and Ino is Kissing.. <3

Saint de Fello

[Aisu Hinate]

That is scary, chunin. That's the only word I have for it.

[Shuraba]

Gaara: .....ACK! *holds out a toaster* the toaster's foaming.. T_T
Temari: *walks up to Gaara* WHY THE @%$*#&! ARE YOU SO UGLY?!
Kankuro: Gaara! look what you did! the toaster's foaming!!
Gaara: TT~TT!! I didn't mean too! I'M SOO SORRY!!!!!!!! *runs off crying*
Temari: how is a toaster fomaing anyway....?
Kankuro: I don't know *burns his puppet*

Sensei Baki: what a great day! *dances with all out happiness*
<.<

[Damon R.]

I'll make a story out of this, since I find it vastly amusing. xDDD

--

"Sasssukeee-teemeeee!" Naruto shrieked, leaping out from one of the trees he was hiding in and promptly glomping the poor Sharingan-user. Today was a good day, a day when all things felt good. The milk in his refrigerator wasn't bad, the evil-ninja squirrel outside his apartment died, and Iruka-sensei had invited him to eat at Ichiraku! Yes, today, was THE day.

The day he'd tell Sasuke the truth.

"Ugh, dobe, what do you want?" Sasuke snapped, trying to struggle out of Naruto's vice-like grip. What was up with the idiot today? Did Sakura ask him out or something? "And could you let me go?" he asked irritably.

Naruto promptly blushed and released his best friend, mumbling about evil squirrels and rotten milk. "Ehhh... Sasuke, I have something to tell you," Naruto said, shuffling from one foot to the other.

Sighing, Sasuke quirked an eyebrow in Naruto's direction. "...What is it, dobe?"

"I.... I..." Naruto fumbled, the blush on his cheeks darkening. "Errr.. I, that is to say.."

"You, WHAT-?" Sasuke snarled, a muscle on his chin twitching violently.

"I... I just wanted you to know... that... I... errr... thinkthatyou'recoolandIsupportyouandSakuraevenifIk nowthatyoudon'tswingthatwayandIsawyoukissingGaarat woweeksago."

Sasuke stared, flabbergasted. (A/N:: What a funny word. xD) "Could you say that again?" he asked, eyes wide. Did he hear, what he thought he heard?

Taking a deep breath, Naruto started all over again. "I think that you're cool and I support you and Sakura, even if I know that you don't swing that way. I saw you kissing Gaara two weeks ago, and... well... yeah," he trailed off, looking uncertain.

"Naruto," Sasuke said in a low voice, eyeing his best friend murderously. "I'm giving you ten seconds. Better make the best of it."

The blonde haired boy nodded mutely and ran as fast as the wind, with Sasuke chasing after him ten seconds later.

Kakashi, who was sitting on a nearby tree, shook his head. Licking his thumb, he meticulously turned a page of his book, Icha Icha Paradise. "Ahh, the wonders of youth," he cackled contentedly beneath his mask.

--

Yeah, you'd never guess Naruto would admit that Sasuke was cool. Kakashi would never say: "the wonders of youth" I think, 'cuz that's Gai-sensei's line. o_o

[Maya Miyazono]

^ That was soo cute! x3 Instead of Saksu It made me love sunaru. (With the whole chase sence)

I have three more!

Itachi: *Dances around in circles* Red Kisame! green Kisame! Purple Kisame! BLUE Kisame!
Kisame: *Wacks Itachi with his sword in the back* Shut up!
Itachi: Ouchie a bobo, Sharkies love blood right? *licks*
Kisame: *Screams*

Shino: Yo Dogs! Howz you diggin G's!?!?! *Grabs a mic and starts rapping*
Rock Lee: CRAZY LEGS!!! *Bustes some moves with his legs and starts Breakdancing *

Naruto: I- I can't I can't tell Sasuke my feelings! *blushes and runs*
Hinata: *pops out in a cheerleading outfit* Yeeeaaay! go Naruto fight!!!
Sakura: *Hide behind a tree in a cheering outfit staring at Naruto and blushes*
Hinata: What are you doing back there!?! Get out here and Cheer!!!
Hinata: *Pushes Sakura out and goes back to loudly encourage Naruto* YEEAAH!!! GO!

*The entire naruto cast join in Hinata's loud abnoxious cheer and all start claping smiling to the beat* GO!! GO!! GO!!

[NinjaSasuke]

Iruka (sings): I don't wanna be a stupid girl...

Kakashi: Put your clothes on woman! I can see your... oh, sorry sir.

Naruto: I'm over orange. Do you have something in purple sequins? A unitard would be nice.

Sasuke: I need to find Itachi so I can finish the tap-dancing lessons I started as a child. My big recital is in two weeks and I really want to impress Naruto with my two-step.

Sakura: Screw ninjitsu. I'm going back to my Barbies. Ooooh, that's a pretty dress! I'll never be able to run or climb a tree in that!

Orochimaru: Yeah, I got tired of evil and decided to open a kitten farm.

Rock Lee: Ouch! (upon having his eyebrows plucked)

[Crimson Eyes]

Kiba: "I hate you Akamaru!"

Chouji: "I'm going on a diet."

Shikamaru: "Women are my masters."

Ino: "You can have Sasuke, Sakura."

Hinata: " Forget Naruto! If I want more popularity, I gotta go after Sasuke!"

[Shuraba]

Gaara: duuuuuude I hate my hair style........ I think I'll grow it out long! ^^

Sasuke: GAARA-SAN I LOVE YOU!!!

Kakaski: i'm an owl..wo0t!

Sakura: I LIKE THE WAY TSUNADE-SAMA MAKES A LIVING!! I THINK I'LL GET BREAST IMPLANTS AND START FOLLOWING TSUNADE-SAMA EVERYWHERE FROM NOW ON!

Chouji: STUPID BUTTERFLIES!!! STOP GETTING NEAR ME!! *squashes a butterfly* ><

Shikamaru: wow!!! i'm the THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE WORLD!! i have a great sensei!! and the world's most beeeeeaauatiful! girl at my side,INO!! hey!! my life is great! I'll go get a job now! ^^

Gaara: SASUKE-KUN I LOVE YOU TOO! *frenches sasuke*

Sakura: MY FOREHEAD IS SOOOO CUTE!! NARUTO-NUSHI! SAY IT AGAIN!! SAY MY FORHEAD'S BIG!! HURRY!! I so love it when he says that *jumps up and down*

Anko: I HATE PARTY ANIMALS!! their SOOO loud and annoying..

[koguryo]

Naruto:I wonder if I look good in pink.

Kiba:I think I'll get a pet rabbit.

Chouji:I'm fat, I think I'm going to go on a diet.

Jiraiya:Maybe I should join the Akatsuki.

Kabuto:I hate Orochimaru and the Sound Village. I think I'll go back to Konoha and take the Chuunin test again.

[assasin_of_darkness]

kakishi:nice day for a stroll

[fox demon naruto]

Sasuke:Naruto! Sakura is mine!

Naruto:Whatever loser......

Kakashi:Why are you three late?

Naruto:I can go on a head on attack i need to think about this one.....

Narutoont belive it!

[Mamushi]

Sasuke: Oh Sakura..... I love you sooo much! Muach!
Naruto: I hate Ramen!
Sakura: Oh Lee...... You're the most handsome boy in this world!
Naruto: I don't want to be a hokage anymore.....
Kakashi: Jiraiya-sama, stop writing Icha-Icha Paradise! You're pervert!
Orochimaru: This baked snake is very delicious! Yummy!!!^^
Neji: Ouch! My eyes become more ugly becoz of Byakugan!!
Temari: I love the man of Shikamaru's type!
Gaara: -crying- HIkz...... Give me a love please......
Gamabunta: Naruto, you're the best master that i ever had!
Chouji: I give all my snack to you all! I don't want to eat that anymore! Diet first! Hehe....
Kiba: Akamaru, go out from my house and don't ever to try to get in anymore! Or I kill you and I cut you into 2!!! After that, I bake your meat, give some salt and chili, and Hehe..... Yummy!!

[cherryblosmes]

sakura : i'll go out with u naruto
hinita(sp) : no naruto is mine
naruto : not one of yall i love ino
ino : fine i'll cut my hair
sasuke : " make out paradise" is good
kakashi : no that is bad stuff u shouldn't read that
hokagi : i love naruto's sexy justso
lee: Itachi you can go out with Sakura
Itachi : sasuke my faithful bro. long time no c

[AzNTediZ]

Sasuke: Believe It!!!!
Sakura: I love Naruto....(vague thought)