The 'I'm better than you' game

[Twinklecie]

now, this is a simple game. you must say something that beats the previous person ^___^
i.e

p.1; i am girl
p.2; i am elephant. i sit on you

p.3; i am poacher. i shoot you

etc...

now, there are certain RULES:
1. no gods (that includes Odin, Zeus, Allah, Buddah, God, Jesus, Raa, etc.)
2. no minor gods
3. nothing unbeatable (uber undestructible poisonous nano-rocks are banned too)
4. have fun

EDIT:i've check and i didnt sawies any thread same as this one

i will start:

i am girl

[Lvon]

How.. weird. I'm a boy. I beat you up.

[Essex]

i am girl

I r shemale

[Twinklecie]

Doi.U should beat Lvon not me lolers! ^___^ nvmdies

I am godzilla.I cast meteor storm on ya ^___^;;

[En Svensk Tiger]

Twinklecie, you are:

[Lvon]

I'm. I'm a Holy Knight and..I kill all the living dead. o_O

[Variable_Gunbuster]

I have a feeling this will lead to flaming.....

whatever I'm not a mod so I don't care...I'll play.

I'm a Dragon and I eat holy knights for lunch.....yeah.

[Vua]

Well im a bigger dragon and i eat smaller dragons for dinner


P.S.
its "Buddha" and hes not a god -_-

[gadgetgirl16]

Im a Demon....i can kill u and eat u for lunch....

[Rikku]

I am a Demon hunter. I kill demons.

[gadgetgirl16]

Im god, I COMAND U WHERE TO GO!

[Boo]

Im an fairy....i grant wishes and i can make ANYTHING i want....an evil angel.....and even an Hobo!But i think i lose that one...not sure....

[Vua]

im an athiest (SP?) and i ignore you. you are shunned.

*ignoring boos post cause i dont understand what he said O.o*

[Variable_Gunbuster]

didn't you read the rules? no gods.

Ne ways...I'll start again.

I'm Kaneda and I've got a really fast bike.

[Rikku]

I'm a cop and I arrest you for speeding!

[Metaldork]

I'm the chief and i say let him go

[Rikku]

I steal all of your dougnuts! *munch* Nyah!!! =P I am better than you !!!111```[/newb]

[gadgetgirl16]

im the judge i'll send you to jail....

[Lvon]

I'm the state supreme court Justice. I'll override your verdict.

[Boo]

Sorry didnt know that an fairy was an god. Im The president of all the court rooms...[i forgot what the name was for that].....and i say he gets an ticket....an fine too....x]

[Pakachu]

some how i am elected The President of the United States.
"hey whats this button do...?"
"NOO MR. PRESIDENT!!!!! THATS TH!!!"

launchs all our nukes.
KA-BOOOM!!!!



Think this is either where you claim to be either a cockaroach and we start all over again... or i get overruled.

[Chibi-chan]

Great...Now that Paka's gone and killed us all...

[Metaldork]

I'm Osama and i live in a cave so there for i didn't die

[Pakachu]

I'm Osama and i live in a cave so there for i didn't die

i made an exception for the roaches....XP

um... imma roach?^_^;

[Rikku]

I spray the roach because I am the president of the Kill the Bug Infestation company that happened to be in a secret lab under the sea.