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    Does anyone know any good evangelion jokes?

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    Here's one:Why did the PEN^2 cross the road?
    -To get to the NERV training facility! hahahahahahahahahahahah...(gasp)...ahhhahahahahaha h, its funny because its true!
    OK, so that was a wee bit crap, but see if you can do better

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    Now there comes a special time in a boys life when he becomes a man. In that time you may have a sudden "thermal expansion", that's okay, it's perfectly normal.

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    I've got one: One day shinji fell on rei and felt her breast. Now that's a joke if I ever did hear one.


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    never watch the show ...so no jokes to tell

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathAngel
    never watch the show ...so no jokes to tell
    Was there really any point in posting to this thread?


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    i wish i had some but dont.

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    No offense but could this thread b any more stupid?

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    Talking might you want try this....

    Q: how many EVA needed to change a light bulb?
    A: none, 'cause there's no such thing of the light bulb larger than a house.. got it?

    this joke suck.....
    Last edited by Ashminigun; 02-07-2005 at 10:27 AM. Reason: typo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashminigun
    Q: how many EVA needed to change a light bulb?
    A: none, 'cause there's no such thing of the light bulb larger than a house.. got it?

    this joke suck.....
    You've got that right -_-. I don't think there is any good EVA jokes because there's nothing really to laugh about the series. Well except for PenPen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fantasy fighter
    No offense but could this thread b any more stupid?
    Not really cos there are actually some good eva jokes on the internet


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    why don't you come up with something, like making fun of the units' names or something?
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    The eva units don't have names, they're just numbered.


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    I might start a 'you know when youve been watching too much eva' page, actually I might do it now

    Behold my glowing username!

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    I dont know of any jokes really, but I once saw a illustration of toddeler Shinji cying and one the bottom there was a caption that said "Stop crying and get in the frelling robot." Haha.
    The only thing I believe in is burning passion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sword
    The eva units don't have names, they're just numbered.
    oh ok then, so much for that idea
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    man, this getting nowhere.... ok try this:
    Q: who's it to blame when the whole Tokyo -3 went black -out and stranded helplessly for the next angel attack?
    A: TNB (Tenaga Nasional Berhad or M'sian sole electricity company) .. got it?

    this a M'sian related joke that most of you guys will never understand and a bit off beat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sword
    The eva units don't have names, they're just numbered.
    Quote Originally Posted by DeathBlade/13.666
    oh ok then, so much for that idea
    See It can be done just not very well

    "HAHA Auska's robot is Named after POO"


    "Shinji get to number one."
    "But i don't have too pee"

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    thats probably the best one so far.

    "Number one's gone berserk!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by TerraN EmpirE
    See It can be done just not very well

    "HAHA Auska's robot is Named after POO"


    "Shinji get to number one."
    "But i don't have too pee"
    then go to number 2!


    but wait what would number three be?
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