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    Default Really Bad Jokes

    Post your really bad jokes here. Maybe we can have a laugh or two.

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    Default Re: Really Bad Jokes

    What is dead, old looking and what you'd expect to see from a horror movie?

    Answer:

     
    A Zombiiiiie! Hahahahaha~


    Wait.. . .

     
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    Default Re: Really Bad Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Yoko Littner View Post
    What is dead, old looking and what you'd expect to see from a horror movie?

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    A Zombiiiiie! Hahahahaha~


    Wait.. . .

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zainox View Post
    Indeed. Hence my poor attempts at some activity. :P
    Nah, not poor. Love seeing you around man~
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    Default Re: Really Bad Jokes

    why did the chicken cross the road?

     
    because he was severely depressed and wanted to end it all by jumping in front of a semi truck


    now you see why i will never be a comedian.

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    Default Re: Really Bad Jokes

    why did the chicken cross the road?
     
    Don't know it had crossed over before I could ask



    what do you call a deer with no eyes?
     
    No eye-deer



    what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
     
    Still no-eye deer


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    Default Re: Really Bad Jokes

    o a masochist, a pyromaniac, a necrophile, a sadist, a pedophile, and a zoophile are all standing in a jail cell.
    The zoophile says, "You know what I could really go for right now? Sex with a cat."
    The pedophile says, "Even better: Sex with a kitten."
    The sadist asks, "How about we beat the kitten up, and THEN have sex with it?"
    The necrophile adds, "Alright let's beat a kitten to death, and then have sex with it."
    Then the pyromaniac says, "Okay, how about we beat a kitten to death, light it on fire, and then have sex with it?"
    After all of this the masochist finally speaks up and says,
    "Meow."

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    What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
     
    A sandwitch


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    What is the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

    Click here if you don't know:

     
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    At a bar there are 4 men:
    - an American
    - a French person
    - a Spanish person
    - a German

    There's a stand-up comedian up on stage that's about to do his routine. But to make sure, he asks the audience, "Hey, can you see me?"

    The 4 men answer, "Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."

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    So these two baby seals walk into a club...


    (waits patiently for them to get the joke)
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    Default Re: Really Bad Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by clayton_n View Post
    so these two baby seals walk into a club...


    (waits patiently for them to get the joke)
    ... D:


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    Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
    TO DRAW HIS CURTAINS! GETIT? HIS CURTAINS. *ROFLROFL*
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