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What's green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
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Post your really bad jokes here. Maybe we can have a laugh or two.
What's green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
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What is dead, old looking and what you'd expect to see from a horror movie?
Answer:
Wait.. . .
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why did the chicken cross the road?
now you see why i will never be a comedian.
why did the chicken cross the road?
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
o a masochist, a pyromaniac, a necrophile, a sadist, a pedophile, and a zoophile are all standing in a jail cell.
The zoophile says, "You know what I could really go for right now? Sex with a cat."
The pedophile says, "Even better: Sex with a kitten."
The sadist asks, "How about we beat the kitten up, and THEN have sex with it?"
The necrophile adds, "Alright let's beat a kitten to death, and then have sex with it."
Then the pyromaniac says, "Okay, how about we beat a kitten to death, light it on fire, and then have sex with it?"
After all of this the masochist finally speaks up and says,
"Meow."
What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
What is the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
Click here if you don't know:
Anime is a lot like sex. Done right it's a beautiful act of creation that brings a little more light into the world. If it's sick and wrong... it's even better.
Author of "Slasher School Days", "How to Be an Anime Character", and "The Complete Lesbian Storybook" available from Amazon.com
So these two baby seals walk into a club...
(waits patiently for them to get the joke)
Anime is a lot like sex. Done right it's a beautiful act of creation that brings a little more light into the world. If it's sick and wrong... it's even better.
Author of "Slasher School Days", "How to Be an Anime Character", and "The Complete Lesbian Storybook" available from Amazon.com
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Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
TO DRAW HIS CURTAINS! GETIT? HIS CURTAINS. *ROFLROFL*
Previously Darkfire Knight....
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