OK, so I was in the shower thinking about AD5555 (Don't judge me) and I thought about a couple things that have been bugging me. OK, first off I am fairly new here still, and I love him about as much as the rest of you do but how much does anyone really know about him? Well, after careful studying of his post and some batman-like detective work, I came to a couple conclusions.
At first, I thought he was a kid. Isn't it obvious by the way he posts? His topic subjects? Well, to the untrained eye, it would undoubtedly appear to be so. It wasn't until a few weeks ago, when he posted about a certain breakfast cereal from his youth and made the statement "I remember this cereal when I was a kid growing up and it was discontinued in 1994" meaning that, he is not, a child in fact, it's the opposite. He's a grown man.
Now, pick your jaw up off the ground, because I know it's a shocking revelation. How old is he exactly? Well, I'm 26, I was born in 1988. I was a child in the 90's meaning that in order for him to remember this cereal that was discontinued in 94, he was born between 88-90, 91 at the very latest. How old does that make him? Anywhere between 23-26. That's right, he is easily in his 20's.
Let's ask ourselves a few questions here, why would a man in his 20's come to this forum, post the things he does and act like he does? I have a couple of possible reasons for this.
- He's mentally challenged (Possibly autistic)
- He's nothing but a troll and does all of this for the lawls
Now, I'm not sure which of those is the correct answer to this honestly, there could be more options perhaps, but if there is, I don't know. But these are the hard cold facts I do know.
- He loves to annoy people on purpose, perhaps gets some sort of sick pleasure from it.
- He's a virgin
- Chances of a neckbeard are over 89%
- Lives with parents
- Has no friends
- Has a weird obsession with tentacle pornography
So the real question here is, who is AD555 exactly? There are no photographs of him, he has very carefully hidden his tracks to not be found, however there is an artist rendering of him available.
I feel as though we, as a community needs to come together and solve this mystery together. For the good of the forum.
That is all, thank you.