Stealing Someone's Pants

[Clayton_n]

From the inventor of "Kill the person above you" comes an all new game.

Rules: The person above you is wearing pants. Steal them in an inventive way and run away laughing.

 

[Clayton_n]

*Steals his own pants by removing them without taking them off just to get things started*

[Sympathy]

internet forum games have been around a long time bro. claiming you invented one i've seen on countless sites that have been around longer than you is kinda vain.

this one time i was a regular player of a f2pmmofps in which you could kill bots for exp. someone got to the highest level in the game by putting the bots on the easiest difficulty and sniping them all day every day. so i told a friend of mine "he's bot farming." i'd never seen anyone use the term before and came up with it on my own. soon the entire community was using the term, and i thought i had coined a popular phrase. upon reflection, i realize that the chances of me off-handedly using that term to a friend probably didn't start a new saying, but that several people came up with the term and it caught on. point being, the internet has been around for longer than any of us have even known about it, and the chance that you are the "inventor" of the idea of killing someone on a forum is nil. i don't know whether you were being coy or not but i'm bored at work and needed something to type on my break. this story was brought to you by the letter D.

i steal your pants with great alacrity and cunning.

[Nanobyte]

This game could be fun.

I incinerate your pants so you take them off. Then I laugh at you and point my finger at you.

[Clayton_n]

No seriously I made up the "Killt he person abolve you" game on some Tenchi forums back in... got I think 1996... to mess with the people who whined about god moding


*Attached a string to your pant seams to your finger. When you raise it to laugh and point it tugs them loose and they fall into tattered scraps. I then scoop them up and run away with them*

[Zainox]

Liar, liar, pants on fire. No seriously, I just lit your pants on fire.

[Clayton_n]

*Hugs Zainox so their pants both go up in ashes* ... You know, this is a lot more awkward than I expected...

[SuXrys]

This... thread ....



Alright


*With brute force rips Claytons pants off and runs away while sounding like Zoidberg*



woop woop woop woop woop!

---------- Post added at 10:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:02 PM ----------

No seriously I made up the "Killt he person abolve you" game on some Tenchi forums back in... got I think 1996... to mess with the people who whined about god moding

Doubt it.

[Nanobyte]

I skillfully rip your pants off with my rapier.

[aether]

Now I'm slightly confused are we going with the American usage of the word pants or are we going with the UK version which means someone's underwear?


But in any case since I only like to use the UK definition I guess I have to go with that option for now to which I use the time stop ability to take the pants and make sure I am a million miles away before I unfreeze time again, and yes I am a time traveller now. Like so many other British people are which we keep mostly a secret from everyone else.

[Clayton_n]

I'll show you the UK version *Steals His pants Benny Hill Style*

[aether]

Well then allow me to distract you about a complaint about this dead parrot which I bought from you

[Clayton_n]

*Swings in on a rope dressed in red robes* Nobody expects the pantless inquisition! *Steals his pants while he's banging the dead parrot on the counter* You know that parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. Plus you forgot the point of the thread *Tosses his pants into a large cave guarded by a rabbit.*

[aether]

Damn I completely forgot about that......or did I?

[ghoulkitten]

*grabs a hook winds off your pants* tee hee *runs of laughing*

[aether]

*fires a net from a harpoon gun and grabs your pants whilst you are entangled in the net and run away*

[Clayton_n]

You should have brought a bigger boat. *A giant shark rises from the deep and tears aether's pants off, taking them to the bottom of the sea*

[Nanobyte]

I evaporize your pants with a futuristic lazer, then I ask Scotty to beam me up.

[SadPanda]

Bought you a new pair of pants. Stole your old ones while you were changing.

[aether]

I run up behind you and use some chloroform to render you unconscious and steal your pants that way

[Nanobyte]

I use the pants removal lazer on you.

[Velvet_Nightmare]

I distract you with funny cat videos from the internet, then steal your pants.

[Clayton_n]

*Melvin's you until your pants rip off. Is surprised when crotchless panties fall to the ground like a dead leaf*

[Sympathy]

we attend a block party together. after a night of debauchery, we retire to a friend's apartment. since you're such a lightweight, you're the first to pass out. i mean you're out COLD. we blast music and pour cold water on your face, to no avail. you're dead to the world. so i get the idea that it would be funny if you were to wake from your coma pantsless. i grab a pair of Cutco scissors (the kind that can sever a penny in two) and carefully cut your pants off. then i continue with the rest of your clothes because i suddenly remembered the time you slapped a bottle of Mountain Dew out of my hand in high school, and i'm still bitter about it. all our friends giggle at your tiny member, and several girls take selfies with it in the background for later posting on Twitter and Facebook. when you awake, naked as the day you were born and with a hangover that could incapacitate a rhino, your new persona as Needle Dick Clayton is now a thing. you live out the rest of your days never getting laid because every woman thinks you are a joke. you are so depressed at the lack of a sex life that you hang yourself in the bathroom of a gas station. i'm the first person to find the body, and i again cut your clothes from your body and glue your hand to your penis, so that when the next person finds you, they'll think you died in the act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, and your reputation is further damaged post-humously.

[Nanobyte]

I kick your pants off of you without hurting you.